Comment Re:Dark Matter here (Score 1) 103
Don't worry. You're a fine mixture of baryons and leptons. Any WIMPs or SIMPs are just along for the ride.
This article is a bit frustrating in that they haven't actually discovered a dark matter particle—they've just come up with a new idea for what it might look like. So it's not even a virtual particle. It's a hypothetical particle. But interesting nevertheless...