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Comment Re:hunting? (Score 1) 733

by gijoel on Tuesday November 20, 2012 @06:29AM (#42038561) Attached to: Activists' Drone Shot Out of the Sky For Fourth Time

Really? Tastes like human to me.

Not that I'd know. *guilty glance*

Comment ANY OLD HOBBIT! (Score 1) 89

by gijoel on Thursday October 11, 2012 @03:36PM (#41622299) Attached to: New Zealand Turning Hobbits Into Actual Cash

ANY OLD HOBBIT!
ANY OLD HOBBIT!
ANY OLD HOBBIT!

We pay cash for any old hobbit! Go to tradeahobbit.com

Comment $900,000 (Score 1) 70

by gijoel on Wednesday October 10, 2012 @10:14PM (#41615129) Attached to: US Navy Funds 'MacGyver' Robot

is not going to make a mullet anywhere near awesome enough

Comment Re:I would have to go with the Python's (Score 1) 405

by gijoel on Tuesday October 09, 2012 @07:02PM (#41602121) Attached to: If I was to be killed by science-fiction villains, I'd rather:

Well at least it won't be the Salmon mousse.

Comment Damn Neutrals (Score 2) 250

by gijoel on Thursday September 06, 2012 @12:37AM (#41243627) Attached to: Did Sweden Pay Cambodia For the Pirate Bay Co-founder?

What makes a man turn neutral Kiff? Is it lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutral?

Comment If I were to clone someone... (Score 1) 350

by gijoel on Monday August 13, 2012 @04:01AM (#40970809) Attached to: With one-time-only use of a cloning machine, I would:

...it'd be someone like Richard Feynman, or Albert Einstein, or Jonas Stalk, or George Orwell. Someone who did a lot of good for the world. So that maybe when their clone grows up they'll (hopefully) do a lot of goof for the world as well.

Comment Re:Easy (Score 1) 708

by gijoel on Tuesday July 03, 2012 @02:11AM (#40524533) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: How Do I Stay Employable?

Step 2: Fight Superman
Step 3: ....
Step 4: Profit.

Comment Video (Score 2) 214

by gijoel on Thursday June 28, 2012 @03:08AM (#40476053) Attached to: Army Creates a Directed Lightning Bolt Weapon

or it didn't happen.

Comment Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? (Score 1) 936

by gijoel on Tuesday June 26, 2012 @07:15AM (#40450627) Attached to: Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution

You mean our lord was a Cryptid? It all makes sense now.

Comment Re:Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. (Score 2) 56

by gijoel on Wednesday May 16, 2012 @09:52AM (#40016167) Attached to: Paralyzed Man Regains Hand Function After Breakthrough Nerve Rewiring Procedure

I don't know there would definitely be a downside to having your hand making that whirring and eh-eh-eh-eh noise every time you masturbated.

Comment Re:Does anyone understand it? (Score 1) 90

by gijoel on Wednesday March 07, 2012 @09:39PM (#39283003) Attached to: Sheffield Scientists Have Revolutionized the Electron Microscope

Science isn't magic with scary, unknowable stuff going on behind the curtain

He's angered the science gods. Get him.

Comment What's it called? (Score 2) 164

by gijoel on Tuesday January 24, 2012 @07:23PM (#38812705) Attached to: Julian Assange To Host Talk Show

In Guantanamo tonight?

Comment Give me six lines from an honest man (Score 1) 193

by gijoel on Sunday October 30, 2011 @07:02PM (#37888738) Attached to: Helping the FBI Track You

and I'll find enough to hang him.
Cardinal Richelieu

If some zealous agent is convinced that you're a terrorist then they're just going to dig harder when you hand them information proving that you're innocent.

Comment Re:Rebuild the Plague? (Score 1) 105

by gijoel on Saturday October 15, 2011 @01:23AM (#37722022) Attached to: Scientists Recover Black Death RNA From Exhumed Victims

I hear that. First they'll clone the plague, then they'll open a Black Death theme park. Then some shady bastard will turn off the electric fence in the rain, and then the next thing you know you're being chased through the gift shop by Black Death zombies.

Comment Re:Created by Dick Wolf (Score 2) 83

by gijoel on Thursday September 29, 2011 @10:34PM (#37562378) Attached to: The Inside Story of the Kelihos Takedown

Doink Doink

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