It says right there in the first sentence that he stopped smoking 30 years ago. I guess some people got swept away by their righteous smugness.

They're not only allowed to speed, but they can now legally deploy oil slicks, and smoke exhausts against other motorists. But only if they're playing the theme to Peter Gunn really loudly.

Unexplanied fires are a matter for the courts.

Model Ssss- I mean Canyonero.

I think most of Yahoo's problems stem from the fact that the hire programmers that use Outlook?

Why would I make a comment on a youtube video if I didn't want it public? If I wanted to keep it private I'd just email them something like, "Lol funny cat video. Kitty is so funny." Besides, I'm of a certain age where most of my friends aren't on any social network, and don't want to be. And truth be told neither do I.

They're actually trying to raise a Russian sub.

They've already proven that chickens are simultaneously a wave, and a particle.

Unfortunately the jellyfish sent one of their top soliders back in time to protect the mother of the greatest jellyfish general to have ever lived. So we're still screwed.

News for nerds. Seeshh!

That's a really useful invention.

I had clones on that Death Star.

Fuck no. The Doctor is the triumph of intellect and romance, over violence, and cynicism. Something Statham just isn't capable of portraying.

Don't worry. I'm sure they can fit one of those mobility scooters in it.

First Ian Banks has terminal cancer. Now Ebert dies.