I also recommend walking in and setting the interviewer's desk and chair on fire. After all you need a way to distinguish yourself from other candidates. If you still aren't sure you'vet made an impression you can poke them in the eye just to be absolutely certain.

I followed your advice. I didn't get hired, but they gave me a great letter of recommendation when I mentioned I had an interview with a competitor of them later that day.

*Any* kind of container. Orbital re-entry and high speed inpact are nothing compared to a good quality idiot.

So suppose I start a company in which manufacturers pay me to give good ratings and write positive reviews of their products and negative reviews of their competitors. Now assume I have around a hundred costumers with very diverse products and I construct a few dozen ids for the important sites like Amazon.

Is it possible to detect this?

The way I see it, this would be only detectable if I would use one or only a few IP-adresses. Or if someone would analyse my writings either manual (time consuming and expensive) or automaticaly (if that's already possible)

And considering I thought this up in a few minutes, how many people are doing this already?

A dirty bomb isn't intended to kill a lot of people. It's supposed to scare and cause panic. Pretty much as using a needle to rob someone. You can't kill someone with it, but the fear of getting infected with e.g. AIDS is enough to scare a person in complying with your demands.

I see a successor to the Chuck Norris facts...

Unfortunatly Mr. Jackson isn't available at the moment. Just leave a message after the beep.

Anyone suggesting this in the face of a $44 billion budget deficit should be run out of town

I first wanted to sugest tar and feathers, but seems they don't have budget for that anymore.

The idea that all sorts of little children playing video games will endure hours of magnetic field influence on their bodies should scare the Slashdot population. There are numerous cases where magnetic fields emminating from electric lines are blamed for increases in cancer rates, especially amongst children. Exposing children to more magnetic fields is probably a really bad idea.

Ever heard of natural selection? Expose the population to as many magnetic fields as you can power. Then in a decade of 3 everyone left will be immume. It's the same advice I gave to the lead-paint producers and they would still be in business if they had followed it. But hey, PR said that massive deaths would create a negative image for the company. I told them that's what the marketing departement is for, but they wouldn't listen.

That's no problem. String has been banned since last year. Kids could strangle themselves with it.

As a perk, no jail time if my wife catches me

You have serious relationship problems. I'm sure my wife wouldn't turn me in for my illegal activities.

Exactly. Both the jungle as the city require constant attention. Otherwise you get eaten by a random animal or hit by a car.
On cultivated land the worst that could happen to you is peeing on a electrified fence.

Then again, I am Vulcan. Human's may not be capable of this.

I can. But I'm not sure what that means. Can humans do this or am I Vulcan as well? We should have a poll over this.

Make a bluetooth connection between camera and cellphone, then mail the photo to a mailserver, add some software to move the photo to a website. No new inventions required.

For sale: one meteorite. size aprox. 1 Texas.
Can be seen at: look up and to west, aprox 1.5 million km at moment of publication. Should be less at the time of reading.
Free transport provided to landing site. Buyer should provide further transport.