Please elaborate on every Presidential election you've voted in and who you voted for. I'll go first -- primary vote in parens.

1996: (Phil Gramm) Bob Dole
2000: (George W. Bush) George W. Bush
2004: (didn't vote, as I signed a petition to try and get Nader on the ballot as a giant "Fuck You" to Democrats) George W. Bush
2008: (Fred Thompson) John McCain
2012: (Rick Perry) Mitt Romney

Your turn.

Well, I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt.

I guessed you were just a run of the mill idiot type of Obama voter. But apparently, you're a Lyndon LaRouche supporter, which just means you're insane as well as an idiot.

Are you really trying to convince people that you didn't vote for B. Hussein Obama?

The only thing that's "tragic" is how bad your side (the Democrats) are going to get their asses kicked in November.

Actually -- had we had state legislature electing senators, our former Solicitor General, Ted Cruz, still would have beaten the ever more unpopular David Dewhurst.

Other Senators that likely wouldn't have been elected include the RINO Kay Bailout Hutchinson. Cornyn probably still would have won, even if I preferred Stockman this time around.

Obama has a phone, and he used it. Up next may be a strongly worded letter, but not too strongly worded, because Putin might not like that.

As an aside.... Is this what Obama meant when he told Medvedev that he'd have more flexibility after the election?

... very proud Cruz is my Senator.

Crazy Town, population: Democrats.

Where did I claim that Muslims and Zoroastrians have anything to do with each other (aside from both being Monotheistic)?

single viable Republican national candidate

Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, Kelly Ayotte, Bobby Jindal...

Though I think that if he runs, the 2016 Nomination is Scott Walker's to lose. Rand Paul might have an edge due to the Ronulans and his father's campaign org...

As for me, I'd vote for Rand Paul, whereas I'd never vote for Ron Paul.

Muslim?

Pretty sure he said he was Zoroastrian at some point.

I'm sure my stable of trusty analysts

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Yvonne Craig looked TERRIFIC in her costume.

Thanks. Looks like #4 shot from my 12 gauge will bring these fuckers down nicely.

I was wondering why they hadn't deployed MechaGodzilla yet. Rodan could show up at any time.