Use Commando, remastered on BluRay!

"Get the sunlight to the Choppah!!!!"

Your contribution does not appear to be a Genuine HP(tm) Bribe. This may void your warranty with your local representative.

Remind me to change where I hide the passwor.... ummmm I mean redecorate my office.

Sign me up! I'm going to be Kanye.

The original probe can't reflect sunlight on Philae somehow?

The year 2004 just called and they want their 100 million back!

if you ever find yourself installing an old version of Windows and are not paying attention, you can almost get excited by the list of "new features" in the old version of Windows. Their OS may be so so, but their propaganda has always been top notch.

So you are saying you are a lawyer, and this is valid legal advice. Gotcha!

I would love to Evolve...but every time I try, these hunters show up and try to lock me into a mobile arena. It is seriously annoying!

If a lawyer or journalist needs protection, they need to run for public office. Or do they spy on politicians over there too?

Hey workstations crash and data gets lost. It even happens to big government at the IRS.

Assume that the minimum wage is raised to $15/hr and McDonald's decides not to automate. Many of the current minimum wage workers will be replaced with an equal or smaller number of workers who are more productive. The guys holding the picket signs and protesting will most likely not benefit from the raise. They will have to compete with a larger pool of skilled applicants who will work harder and smarter to get the job done. The people laid off or replaced will find that the minimum wage raise they protested so hard for cost them their job and strains their ability to keep up with what unemployment and welfare pays as cost increase to the balance the new wages.

You owe my hound dog an apology. He was crying, more than usual. I asked him what was wrong and he said you called him "a lawyer".

Do you live in Florida by chance? ;)

That only happens when someone matures. Many people are making it well into their 40's and 50's without maturing and growing up enough to become a conservative.