360 Edition of Dragonboobs, er, Game of Thrones!

Oh noes! Daenerys' clothes have come off, again, leaving only a blond wig. Now you get to choose between a boob shot and an ass shot. Quick, look down! You almost stepped on Tyrion Lannister.

This acquisition might involve Mooninites and their obsession with dimensions.

If a company succeeds, CEO pay increases because their super human abilities are solely responsible for corporate performance. If a company fails, CEO pay increases because their super human abilities limited the damage from incompetent workers and are needed to liquidate the company in an orderly fashion.

But you can call me BOB. Put your hands in the yellow circles. Thank you for your cooperation.

I'll grant you some of that. My first reaction to seeing Cox on video was "what a punk", and half expected him to ride a skateboard into the next segment. I gave him more slack after reading The Quantum Universe and Why Does E=mc^2. Sagan also strayed into the grandiose, but I always enjoyed the theater. Maybe Tyson just interviews poorly. I'll definitely watch the new Cosmos.

Brian Cox comes closer to Sagan's aesthetic. Neil seems a lot more clownish. I've seen multiple interviews where he tries so hard to force joke after joke, complete with irritating laughter, that he completely missed the point of some questions and distracted from the science. Sagan and Cox inspire scientific wonder, Neil is closer to open mike night at the Laugh Shack.

To properly understand my post, read it in the voice of John Ratzenberger playing the character Cliff on the US television show Cheers.

Star Trek is not the origin of quatloos. Gene Roddenberry picked up the term from an archeologist while on vacation in Iraq. Quatloos are ancient clay tokens discovered among the ruins of the Akkadian city of Triskelion.

Many universities with full enrollment already give you the boot if you burn too many hours without graduating.

That said, this scheme sounds no different than a student loan tied to the ability to repay. If anything, it obscures actual costs which usually causes problems.

Finally, the great customer service of Comcast combines with the competitive pricing of Time Warner to create a single convenient entity to steer public policy with targeted campaign funding. Municipal broadband? Not on Timecast's watch.

Uh huh. No TRUE Republican does the things Republicans are currently doing. The only possible explanation is Republicans are really progressives. Thanks for clearing that up.

Evolution is heresy. Jesus spoke perfect US English the moment he rode a dinosaur out of his virgin mother's cooch. Yippee ki-yay.

He is a musician.

Wooosh, the joke cruised over your head faster than the speed of comprehension causing severe turbulence. "Captain, the metaphor can't take it anymore, she's breaking up!" SPLOOSH! it crashes into the sea of mediocrity, lost like tears in rain.

I'm hoping for a /. Beta tote bag signed by Dice Holdings CEO Scot Melland.