Comment Re:Here's an idea! (Score 1) 595
So what?
Doctor, "We used Rohypnol on you so you might notice that your pee is blue for a the first elimination!"
Patient, "Why is that?"
Doctor, "So less people are raped each year."
Patient, "Wow whoever thought that up must be more interested in human beings than a the marginal profit from rape sales!"
Doctor, "Yep, the F34nor on Slashdot is the motherfucking man!"
Patient, "What if I have to use this regularly?"
Doctor, "I guess you'll get used to blue pee!"
Patient, "My wife is going to use this to make me sit when I pee isn't she?"
Doctor, "White bath mats?"
Patient, "Yep."
Doctor, "You're days of manly peeing are over my friend, I'd invest in a Japanese toilet with heat and powered bidet to take the edge off your emasculation."