Comment Re:Quantum Dot? (Score 4, Funny) 37
They're like Quantum Crows, but are fruit-flavored instead of licorice.
Comment don't mess with Hugo Drax (Score 3, Funny) 71
Air Force auditors start experiencing mysterious "accidents". Others get it hot water for unexplainable large deposits to their bank accounts.
Comment uh huh (Score 3, Insightful) 59
"internet". yeah right. You're not fooling anybody Zuckerberg.
Comment yes, but why does it need laser cannons ? (Score 1) 197
shhhhh... we're telling them it's a anti-tsunami wall.
"the Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam."
Comment 1439 leagues under the sea (Score 1) 226
surely an underwater journey would be measured in leagues.
Comment WARNING : low flying bolide area (Score 1) 226
They won't have to worry about spilling their vodka when they all have Google(tm) self-driving cars. Of course, they'll have to add additional collision avoidance code to miss hitting the occasional bear, moose & flying squirrel.
Comment Re:This is why I don't join rewards programs. (Score 4, Funny) 262
but... but... free batteries!
#ohgodhowdidIgetthisold
#ohgodhowdidIgetthisold
Sierra Nevada's Dream Chaser Could Land At Ellington Space Port Near Houston 24
MarkWhittington writes Despite having been rejected in NASA's commercial crew program, Sierra Nevada has been very busy trying to develop its lift body spacecraft, the Dream Chaser. Having rolled out a smaller, cargo version of the spacecraft for the second round for contracts for commercial cargo to the International Space Station, the company has amended the unfunded Space Act Agreement with NASA to add a closeout review milestone that would help transition the Dream Chaser from the preliminary design review to the critical design review step. Finally, Sierra Nevada announced a new agreement on Tuesday with the Houston Airport System to use Ellington Spaceport as a landing site for the cargo version of the Dream Chaser.
Comment Re:Boxen? Really? (Score 1) 296
"Technically correct" is the best kind of correct.
Comment Re:Project onto a TABLE for restaurants and games (Score 1) 57
Better than those damn Ziosks cluttering up the tables at Chili's.
Comment Re:Full Disclosure, please? (Score 1) 69
Being an admin and being a witch are not mutually exclusive.
And both imply arcane knowledge that is beyond the reality of the mundane.
Either way, not somebody to be trifled with. Or trusted.
And both imply arcane knowledge that is beyond the reality of the mundane.
Either way, not somebody to be trifled with. Or trusted.
Comment my pokemons (Score 0) 254
let me show you them
whoops, wait, this one wasn't a Magic the Gathering based exchange.
In TEH FUTAR, our economy will be entirely Beanie Baby based.
whoops, wait, this one wasn't a Magic the Gathering based exchange.
In TEH FUTAR, our economy will be entirely Beanie Baby based.
Comment WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE (Score 1) 317
OMFG have you seen the new Microsoft web browser demo it's like slow and it's telling you all the stuff you did in the first one then the music kicks in and and clippy comes out and gets a gun the earf is on fire and clippy is like fuck this im jumping and HE JUMPS PUT OF TEH INTERWEB with angels singing and he lands on the bad guys and that annoying ai lady is like GO GET EM TIGER! WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!~`1 and theres less polys but rawkin bumb mappings you can view this on a special MICROSOFT xbox disk that comes with EB games store.
Comment replaced by a shell script. a simple shell script (Score 1) 80
"Yes, an electronic brain," said Frankie, "a simple one would suffice."
"A simple one!" wailed Arthur.
"Yeah," said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, "you'd just have to program it to say What? and I don't understand and Where's the tea? Who'd know the difference?"
"What?" cried out Arthur, backing away still farther.
Comment like Lucy with a football (Score 0) 169
How's this any different that Barack Obama telling us we're going to Mars?
Or George W Bush?
Or George H W Bush?
They know you're all a bunch of suckers.
Or George W Bush?
Or George H W Bush?
They know you're all a bunch of suckers.
