Washington DC just announced they're going to implement green energy generators that run directly on poor people running on a giant hamster wheel.

They cut down a tree to make a chip that degrades over time so you have to buy another one. The eco-friendliness is very apparent.

You know you live in the wrong place when you're looking forward to one horrific weather pattern to replace another.

Maybe now they can put cooling fans and power buttons on their products. You know, join the 20th century.

(Steve Jobs refused to put fans or power buttons in basically anything and it ruined a ton of their early products)

No, you can't merge with Comcast. That would be too big of a company....suuuure, you can merge with Charter! That's fine.
What the hell is wrong with the FTC?!

In my state I'm fairly certain they have to catch you actually driving the car without a license to give you that kind of a fine. I guess they live in a state run by people who don't change bad laws.

"subjecting it to slow and calculated torture"
STOP LETTING PEOPLE RETIRE AT 55 WITH FULL BENEFITS! It's not a sustainable economic model you arrogant, self-absorbed ass!!!! He makes the democrats in California look smart by comparison. Greece is like a tax and spend nightmare cycle but without the tax part. I'm starting to think the citizens are the laziest, most needlessly entitled people in the world. The government programs and benefits and pay are absolutely mental! Seriously, look them up on Wikipedia. They're absurd!

Can someone explain "high-energy photons." The way I understand physics if you add energy to something it moves faster. Photons travel at one speed. The only other option is for them to appear to add mass to themselves when energy is applied. Photons don't have mass apparently. So what are the properties of a high energy photon and how is the energy not expressed as speed?

Since their constitution is also written in Gaelic, they got the grammar wrong on the first draft then corrected it. It stated that ONLY same-sex couples could get married.

What kind of mentally deficient person wrote that summary? A programmer or professional video editor would be the one hired to do that job, not a hacker. Did they lose the password to the video system? Otherwise he's not a hacker.

Okay, I'll walk up to you and tell you that you need to leave a public place because they don't allow people precisely your height to be there. That's illegal. I can't lie about the laws and force you to do something or you can sue me for damages.

Yes, mountain sized ones are uncommon. But...
"between 36 and 166 meteorites larger than 10 grams fall to Earth per million square kilometers per year. Over the whole surface area of Earth, that translates to 18,000 to 84,000 meteorites"

"All pictures, videos, and accounts of the game are prohibited" even though that would never stand up in court and probably illegal to say in the first place.

Have you seen how their company is doing lately?

I just tripped over 2009 on my way to read your post. There are whole countries using BTC. It has more value than some "real" currencies. Get over your stupid, inaccurate, outdated opinion of bitcoins.