Dolphins, great apes, and humans can identify themselves in a mirror. Everything else doesn't know that itself is a thing so it's basically a really complicated set of reactive algorithms with no true consciousness.

I think I see what's wrong here. There's a severe water shortage around Vegas and they're trying to start up high tech companies in the middle of it in new towns. What could possibly go wrong? Talk about a short-sighted pipe dream. You can't just look at property values and taxes and say yep, that's where we should build. The air conditioning costs alone kill server farms. I mean who thought any of this was a good idea?!

I'm proud to work at a place where the last few women that quit did so because, as they put it, we're disorganized beyond words and the way we handle customers is unacceptable and the entire workflow is a gigantic shitstorm, not sexism or a manly working environment.

They should do that in the US to kill off all the anti-vax-tards.

The mental health section should just be a page that says "get off Facebook."

OH HELL YES! I worked at a hospital. If someone has an illness and you don't know what, the gloves and masks go on! Otherwise it's your own damn fault. You also aren't supposed to juggle used hypodermic needles to impress children in the children's ward.

What actually stopped the H1N1 virus? Vaccines? Summer? I seriously don't remember them mentioning why it just sort of went away.

You're forgetting that anyone who gets it now is an idiot because they had direct contact with an infected person's bodily fluids. People who are idiots tend to accidentally kill themselves in a variety of ways so curing them from ebola wouldn't solve the problem. You'd need to cure them from being stupid and that hasn't been invented yet.

They should do that in America. DMV: now with arts and crafts! Cut out your own documents and licenses.

Seriously, that's all they're doing. Someone who wants to put on the opposite gender's clothing, make up a fake name, and act like a giant stereotype of that gender with a fake name and made up personality needs mental help, not bent Facebook rules. Did you know that every study ever has found that 80-90% of drag queen, transsexuals, etc were abused as children?

So in other words...aliens.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who realized the truth. If Africans would grow the fuck up and stop lying, cheating, and stealing from each other they'd have an actual society.

Ah, but you're forgetting...everyone on the plane is infected with being a fucking idiot for going to West Africa and then traveling.

And why the fuck did he touch the bodily fluids of someone who was infected?

If you know the exact methods with which Ebola spreads, you would know that it would never, ever spread in the US. We're too civilized and have too good of an infrastructure mixed with the people being too intelligent. It's practically an STD. All you need to do to not catch Ebola is not kiss or have sex or get blood on you from someone who's infected. That's it! Oh, and don't handle their bodies with your bare hands. Oh, and maybe don't break into a quarantine zone and fucking free all the damn infected people. There isn't a terribly long incubation period either for ebola. Ask any doctor about the golden rule. Not airborne, not a problem. If it can live on surfaces, places can close, people can wash their hands, and you can alcohol the hell out of everything everywhere constantly for cheap.
It's really a shame Nigeria wasn't wiped out though. Pirates and scammers and their corrupt governments would be wiped out and their society could start over without all those problems. 50 years later they'd have a better economy than the last 100 years.