"I always wanted to be a millionaire. Never thought my ticket would be a house in Van Nuys"

- Former co-worker

People who go through a series of marriages and divorces to the same dysfunctional, destructive types of spouse, and wonder why things never change

HP's stock price would soar - they would have a board member with management skill far above the existing board

Because private corporations by definition can't intimidate people by force, since only people intimidated, beaten up or killed by the evil government lose their freedom.

Being intimidated, beaten up or killed by private corporations doesn't restrict your freedom at all

ref:
Colorado Labor Wars
Iron and Coal Police, a privatized law enforcement entity
Henry Ford's Service Department - which didn't repari customers' cars but beat the crap out of union organizers

Remember, if your are beaten or shot at by a government employee, it is evil tyranny. If you are beaten or shot at by a private security force, you are feeling the pains of FREEDOM.

It is only bad if the government does it.

Unlike Russia, California is a failed socialist state with high taxes and government regulations destroying any capability of supporting modern civilization.

People there are lucky to afford to rub 2 sticks together to make a fire, much less afford a dashcam system on an automobile.

Haven't you read Atlas Shrugged?

You forgot 9) Irony

Graphical representation of a hole?

NO NO I will not post a link to GOATSE !!!

Must resist temptation

Any form of private property is a government enforced monopoly

The owner of the property has exclusive rights to it backup up by government

Private property is the core of "free enterprise"

The birth of industrial capitalism was formed by the "privatization" of traditional agricultural commons, impoverishing the peasant class and creating a cheap workforce for the factories of free enterprise.

The privatization of innovation eliminates the intellectual commons in a similar way

Microsoft actually responded to recommendations from a more powerful yet crueler entity than the Department of Homeland Security.

Gartner.

We gained color as compensation for the missing days, under the Law of Conservation of Colors/Days:

http://www.reoiv.com/images/random/dadbandwandcolour.jpg

Little known fact that Wallace lived in a black and white world

"No oppressive state income tax"

No, just higher property taxes, which you must pay regardless of your income.

So we are destroying capitalism to be overtaken by the People's Republic of China, the largest nation run by a Communist Party? Where the Party in effect controls the economy and capital is an arm of the government?

A country that destroyed capitalism in 1948 (if it ever had it)?

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

  Lenny Bruce

or a breath test.

Aroma of pizza would possibly indicate probable cause.

Pizza and donuts would result in arrest.

I hope the dead who were tortured and killed during genocide encouraged by media propaganda haunt your nightmares.

I think mass murder is a perfectly good standard. It worked at Nuremberg.