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Journal Journal: Blow real hard, Dracula. 14

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------
  • blow - is that real?
  • real - sounds like an onion article
  • hard, - flexible dude
  • Dracula. - bite me
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1159) CleverNickName (+33)
1106) CmdrTaco (+3)
877) $$$$$exyGal (+83)
711) Bruce Perens (+2)
546) ekrout (+?)
441) FortKnox (+5)
354) hemos (+0)
259) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Spring cops frenching. 8

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • spring - take a break
  • cops - on the beat
  • frenching. - old french people
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1126) CleverNickName (+9)
1103) CmdrTaco (+8)
795) $$$$$exyGal (+105)
709) Bruce Perens (+2)
436) FortKnox (+2)
354) hemos (+3)
258) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Note: grapes are thirsty. 9

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries. - milk me
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------
  • note: - she loves me
  • grapes - hungry?
  • are thirsty. - thirsty?
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1117) CleverNickName (+27)
1095) CmdrTaco (+36)
707) Bruce Perens (+3)
690) $$$$$exyGal (+110)
434) FortKnox (+2)
351) hemos (+4)
258) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Launder pants in Brazil. 15

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries - milk me
  • are sung. - hi lee
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------
  • launder - washer #14
  • pants - somebody lost her pants
  • in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1090) CleverNickName (+5)
1059) CmdrTaco (+3)
704) Bruce Perens (+4)
580) $$$$$exyGal (+78)
432) FortKnox (+0)
347) hemos (+0)
258) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Cold oiled and close up. 6

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries - milk me
  • are sung. - hi lee
  • -------------------------------------------
  • cold - goose bumps all over
  • oiled - very well lubricated
  • and close up. - zoom
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1085) CleverNickName (+14)
1056) CmdrTaco (+3)
700) Bruce Perens (+2)
502) $$$$$exyGal (+102)
432) FortKnox (+0)
347) hemos (+3)
257) SlashChick (+2)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Painted vegetarian cartoon mammaries are sung. 11

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------
  • painted - more paint
  • vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
  • cartoon - bouncie
  • mammaries - milk me
  • are sung. - hi lee
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1071) CleverNickName (+6)
1053) CmdrTaco (+3)
698) Bruce Perens (+?)
432) FortKnox (+1)
400) $$$$$exyGal (+37)
344) hemos (+1)
255) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Tie up invisible clothes? 11

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------
  • tie up - they are close
  • invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
  • clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
  • -------------------------------------------

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1065) CleverNickName
1050) CmdrTaco
431) FortKnox
363) $$$$$exyGal
343) hemos
255) SlashChick

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: goatse name use is blocked. 5

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------
  • goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
  • name - they ignore $'s
  • use - good posing
  • is blocked. - censorship
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1061) CleverNickName
1050) CmdrTaco
430) FortKnox
346) $$$$$exyGal
343) hemos
255) SlashChick

Here's the script I use that counts my fans (some of the spacing is lost, but you should be able to figure it out ;-)):

#!/bin/sh
#@(#)
#@(#) fans.sh -- Counts a Slashdot user's fans.
#@(#)
#@(#) Usage:
#@(#) fans.sh <slashdot_username>
#@(#) Example:
#@(#) fans.sh '$$$$$exyGal'
#@(#)

if [ "$1" = "" ]; then
set -- \
'$$$$$exyGal' \
'CleverNickName' \
'CmdrTaco' \
'hemos' \
'SlashChick'
fi

for user in "$@"; do

numfans=`wget --quiet -O- "http://slashdot.org/~${user}/fans" \
| grep 'HREF="//slashdot.*fans' \
| wc -l \
| sed -e 's/ *//'`
echo "${numfans}) ${user}"

done | sort -rn

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Portman elbows alone. 7

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------
  • portman - is that her?
  • elbows - I did pretty good
  • alone. - some more learnin'
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Huge tastefully explicit nipples at Mcdonalds. 11

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------
  • huge - any bigger?
  • tastefully explicit - well done
  • nipples - george is the best
  • at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Dressup desperate smiles. 8

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • dressup - that is not sexy
  • desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
  • smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Twin pussy kittens. 15

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------
  • twin - or are they? I don't care
  • pussy - go get em, boys
  • kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Don't party simple. 7

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------
  • don't - for heaven's sake
  • party - free love
  • simple. - simple is good
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: Proud plants hover over real cheap wedgies. 16

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------
  • proud - she certainly is proud of herself
  • plants - mmmmm, plant girl
  • hover over - keep it clean
  • real cheap - 99% off!
  • wedgies - from behind
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

User Journal

Journal Journal: +5trolls shouldn't poo in the kitchen. 6

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?
  • -------------------------------------------
  • suicide - i like this pic the best
  • sex - ok. go and find your sex
  • and pennies, - for the kid in you
  • everyday. - go a few pages deep
  • -------------------------------------------
  • my vagina - learn how to please me
  • is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
  • -------------------------------------------
  • pong - some books as old as pong
  • with tits? - cute little buggers
  • -------------------------------------------
  • +5trolls - how did that happen?
  • shouldn't - tell her not to
  • poo - that is so eww
  • in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
  • -------------------------------------------

I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

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