$$$$$exyGal's Journal: Twin pussy kittens.

Sexy and silly links. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy?

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• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
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• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
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• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
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• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
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• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
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• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
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• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
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I'll add some more every few days or so. If there are any comments, you should read them. I might sneak a good link in there every now and then ;-).

Hey! Remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

--gal

Some things:

[Elwood P Dowd]

1) Your usernumber is high, and your last 24 of 63 comments are all in the past three or four days. What made you decide to become a /. regular? Did you just switch nicks?

2) Your comments imply a decent level of geekiness, and... all seem like good candidates for upmods (even if they weren't upmodded). Are you trolling for karma?

3) You befriended me before I befriended you... and your friends list is growing as fast as your fans list. How much time do you spend on /.? (Don't get me wrong, it's not likely more time than I spend here...)

4) What on Earth made you decide to do your journal like this? Did you plan it? Do you have a goal? A plot? wtf?

Re:Some things:

[Elwood P Dowd]

the fish

That's a secret code. I just know it.

Re:Some things:

[Dark Lord Seth]

Why do I have this idea that this person is really ekrout?

Re:Some things:

[$$$$$exyGal]

1) I've been reading slashdot for years on a different userid, but I never actually posted anything. I was a total lurker. This userid was created on January 3rd, 2003 (or right around there).

2) I'm definitely a geek. My profession is usually programming. Am I trolling for karma? I don't think so. What would be the point? My understanding is that your karma can only go to "excellent", and that is it. Right? Are there benefits to having a higher karma than excellent (if you can get it higher) ?

3) I spend a fair amount of time on here. Just mostly a small comment here and there between other stuff I'm doing. You wanna see someone that spends a lot of time on here? Check out autopr0n [slashdot.org] ;-). I was looking at his comment list the other day and his last 24 comments were all on the same day.

I like having a lot of friends, because then I can peruse a bunch of journal titles at once.

4) I added some silly and porn links to my journal, and it all spiraled from there. There was no plan. I could stop the journal at anytime, but I doubt if I will anytime soon. Browsing the web for unique stuff (including decent pics) has been a hobby of mine for many years.

I do not have some big plan to go trolling slashdot, as some have suggested. It is more interesting to post decent comments (on the articles and journals) and just get responses and feedback.

--gal

Re:Some things:

[Penguin Follower]

2) I'm definitely a geek. My profession is usually programming. Am I trolling for karma? I don't think so. What would be the point? My understanding is that your karma can only go to "excellent", and that is it. Right? Are there benefits to having a higher karma than excellent (if you can get it higher) ?

I like geeks! Karma is very good :) When I post, it starts at 5 :)

3) I spend a fair amount of time on here. Just mostly a small comment here and there between other stuff I'm doing. You wanna see someone that spends a lot of time on here? Check out autopr0n [slashdot.org] ;-). I was looking at his comment list the other day and his last 24 comments were all on the same day.

ROFL, all of those are almost in one 24 hour period.

4) I added some silly and porn links to my journal, and it all spiraled from there. There was no plan. I could stop the journal at anytime, but I doubt if I will anytime soon. Browsing the web for unique stuff (including decent pics) has been a hobby of mine for many years.

Cool!

Re:Some things:

[valmont]

any chance of ever seeing a nekkid pic of you in one of those marvelous journal links? heh. are u really a chick? :)

anyway, i shall look forward to your next posts :)

'til then ...

cheers!

Re:Some things:

[*BBC*PipTigger]

Regarding: "Concern about whether men (in general) are posing as women online"...

Although it often seems to be an issue which worries horny dudes looking for stimulus online, I think it shouldn't matter since if you get off on your fantasy image of some SuperSexyGeekGal, then she's not really real to begin with so you should be content to appreciate your imagination for what it is && get yourself off without any commitment or concern for whether she's "really" a dude. Does it bother you that hentai chicks aren't real (or were probably drawn by some guy)? $$$$$exyGal is not a dude (even if some guy is actually typing her posts) because, until you know her, she's an erotic fantasy ... a precious gem ... a rare beautiful geeky girl who reads && posts to /., has a playful attitude in general, && has been extremely kind to the predominantly sex-deprived geek-dudes in this community... she has excellent taste in women && porn && provides tantalizing links for our pleasure. She's amazing. Don't bother yourself with the "really a chick?" stuff until you're gonna date or something.

But so aside from all that, I would posit that she is indeed a real girl because a troll-in-girl's-clothing would be hard-pressed to so artfully intermingle pennies, tits, && adorable pussies with startlingly beautiful suicide && simple photos. It's not all one-track sex like a grungy male troll's attempt would probably be. Her links make her very playful (even a cute tease) in my mind. I may never meet her (or know if I did) but even if she isn't really as much of a knockout as many of the girls in her links, she's extremely $$$$$exy to me already. I app-ree-see-ate what she is doing && it looks like many others do too. Very sweet && cool. TTFN.

-PipTigger

ps to $G. Thanks $$$$$exyGal. Wanna go out with me (if you're a "real" chick)? ;) *meow* purrrrr

pps. LOL. $G may be inadvertantly establishing the groundwork for a future /.GeekMatchMaking service. While I was previewing this post, I pondered: Why have I never felt comfortable posting to Yahoo Personals or whatever (nothing bad to anyone who has) yet somehow I'm less timid to solicit a relationship on /.? On the surface, it might be because the likelyhood of finding a $exyGeekGal at all would be much slimmer on Y! than /. but I'm curious if there's more to it. I imagine most of $G's f(riend|an)s are similar. I'm interested.

Re:Some things:

[Zirnike]

Hrm, respond to the troll or not... well, I'm bored.

On something relitivly static, like a forum? Maybe. But in something like a messenger program, it's harder.

Regardless, you're going about things and assuming that women respond to things the same way, in general. That's not a good asumption.

Anyway, as PipTigger says (nifty name, BTW), it's not like it really matters. 99% of the women in the links aren't 'real', either (welcome to the magic of photoshop). Doesn't make them any less interesting. What about characters from a novel?

Any forum-type system is essentially, at its base, a role playing system. You're pretending that the other people are who they say they are, at least for the sake of argument. So stop trying to make me lose my suspension of disbelief, ok? :)

Just a thought...

[MonTemplar]

You might want to put a symbol next to the links that shouldn't be clicked on whilst in the office. :)

Re:Just a thought...

[bradkittenbrink]

I think it's better to assume that none of her links should be clicked in the office. IMHO, the surprise is part of the fun of them.

Re:Just a thought...

[MonTemplar]

To the person who went and modded down the above post...

GET A LIFE!

We now return you to your regular broadcast...

Something for your next update

[Zirnike]

http://www.fotostrip.dk/model1.htm

Some nice pictures there. :)

Now that I have something constructive to say, I'll also say thanks for the links.

You Made Me A Foe!

[Acidic_Diarrhea]

Why have you made me a foe? You hurt my feelings with your rudeness towards me. :-(