From the website of the Office of the Attorney General of Florida titled Open Government. The irony is strong in this one.

I was in times square yesterday, the news ticker said "Steve Ballmer re-asserts direction of Microsoft". I am beginning to believe you're right.

So Restore the Fourth and Fight for the Future. Attend rallies like this one last week, support privacy advocates, sign the petition to shut down the NSA Utah data center, or hell the petition to pardon Snowden.

It'll all go into one big pot

whatever.

My only complaint of SVN and the reason I moved to git.

Vagrant + Chef + Git. git clone, cd to directory, then vagrant up. Problem solved!

I feel like this submission was generated by SCIgen.

Young 'uns, I remember the days of encrypting from the cli...

Good lord, my man, this is JOHN MCAFEE, you gotta wait for the book. And even then, it's going to be obfuscated through the form of popular internet memes. "All your base are belong to us" or something like that will indicate it's the Russians while a picture of an owl with the caption "O RLY" means the product manager for Microsoft Security Essentials is after him.

When asked, the machines had this to say.

Exactly, those damn devilish vorticies have been drawing penises for years...

actually I use chrome because every time I go to google homepage it asks me to install it and I get tired of clicking "remind me later". Install now is so much easier than saying no.

I hate to respond to my own comment and I know this is blatently trollish, but incase you're wondering, Marketwatch reports that Facebook recently partnered with Acxiom "to enable marketers to incorporate off-Facebook purchasing data in order to deliver more relevant ads to users".

This. I worked with JP Morgan Chase for a brief stint and they sent us to Acxiom for week-long training on how they do data collection and what we could do with it. One of the stories they shared was how if a product was purchased at a Disney store and that same account had previous purchases for children's toys, then we could correlate that account with an address and send the address an offer for a Disney-branded Visa or Mastercard. If I remember right there were over 500 data points on households, not including transaction histories.