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Comment: Wait for it.... (Score 1) 84

by cultiv8 (#43774161) Attached to: Interviews: McAfee Says House Fire Was No Accident
Good lord, my man, this is JOHN MCAFEE, you gotta wait for the book. And even then, it's going to be obfuscated through the form of popular internet memes. "All your base are belong to us" or something like that will indicate it's the Russians while a picture of an owl with the caption "O RLY" means the product manager for Microsoft Security Essentials is after him.

Comment: Re:Untrue (Score 4, Interesting) 64

by cultiv8 (#43738297) Attached to: Inside One of the World's Largest Data Brokers
This. I worked with JP Morgan Chase for a brief stint and they sent us to Acxiom for week-long training on how they do data collection and what we could do with it. One of the stories they shared was how if a product was purchased at a Disney store and that same account had previous purchases for children's toys, then we could correlate that account with an address and send the address an offer for a Disney-branded Visa or Mastercard. If I remember right there were over 500 data points on households, not including transaction histories.

Comment: Re:Outlook.com (Score 4, Funny) 154

I second this, and highly recommend sharepoint for all you collaboration and intranet purposes as well. As a developer, I can truly say how happy I am when I need to work on a Sharepoint site. Sharepoint even integrates with Outlook! Amazing integration with your existing Microsoft stack!

Comment: So then. learn how to make money for yourself (Score 1) 314

by cultiv8 (#43679677) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Becoming a Programmer At 40?
I picked up programming in my mid-20s and, after a couple corporate jobs, have been freelancing for the last 11 years or so. I get contacted by recruiters on a weekly and sometimes daily basis, I have a nice network of SMBs that I occasionally work with, there has been no shortage of work. My rates are between 85 and 150/hr, and because I have an LLC, all profits are directly paid to the LLC. I pay less than 10% in taxes at the end of the year after expenses and deductions and what not.

If you're a good programmer, have decent social skills, and know how to sell yourself, you can easily make 100k+ a year while making your own schedule. Fuck corporate.

Comment: Asphinctersaywhat? (Score 2) 573

by cultiv8 (#43638487) Attached to: "Terrorist" Lyrics Land High Schooler In Jail
His lyrics:

“I’m not in reality, So when u see me fucking go insane and make the news, the paper, and the fucking federal house of horror known as the white house, Don’t fucking cry or be worried because all YOU people fucking caused this shit. Fuck a boston bominb wait till u see the shit I do, I’m a be famous rapping, and beat every murder charge that comes across me"

Compare that against the shit I remember in the 90s (dre, snoop dog, easy z, compton's most wanted, tupac, blah blah blah) and it's kinda poetic. Eg. Above the Law "Another Execution" and it seems like rap lyrics are getting better:

Because I take out my weapon And I quickly start blastin', I go total loco like a crazy assasin, I look at my posse they say nothings confusin', Why? why? why? It's just another execution

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead. -- Lois Platford

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