Soon New Jersey will become a standard of measurement. First with journalists, followed by astronomers, and scientists, and eventually the rest of the world. English? Metric? But we know a couple guys might be able to convince you

Interesting, but I would like to check out what you mentioned. No, not the gay monkey porn ( for a friend, of course) thing but the device related stuff

I believe we are in the Anthrocalypse, but really Apocalypse is easier to say, and Apocalypso has a nicer ring to it

Maybe instead of a 'return to office' memo, rephrase it to something the coders can understand e.g. set your attribute from non display to bold or something

Well, feed it garbage, and you get all the other stuff as well. No, this does NOT make me want Clippy Reloaded or something retarded.

Apple? Core?

Bravo for being on topic as well

After they were treated to dinner, they were let go. Deficient in necessary expertise was overheard in the elevator. They had to cover the valet parking, among other things.

Massively? I'll just treat this as a huge typo. Seriously.

1. You don't get to pick which five.
2. When in doubt, see number 1.

He should now be referred to as El Adulto. I am of course speaking as an Ingles linguist, and an armchair scientist.

Remember that his brother Frank tried to assemble a creature out of inanimate body parts, and has been the subject of numerous films, even black and white ones.

Just click on the link. Oh wait, you have tentacles...sorry Eleventacles

There is the troublesome word "other"

They watch when you're not home, then hook up their cars to your charger.

AI that's so smart it figured out how much it's worth. When it hires its own agent and starts saying stuff like Let your people talk to my people and synergies well, you read it here on effin Slashdot