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Comment Plastic manufacturers are POISONING BABIES? (Score -1, Troll) 105

In Alabama, pre-born babies are children.

So plastic manufacturers are poisoning babies. Hear me out. It's a placenta, and [Alabama God Judge Warble Warble] is a child, not yet born, but still a child. Plastic is toxic in small quantities and poisonous in larger quantities. Plastic manufacturers are therefore KILLING and MURDERING our unborn Alabamer chilll'ren.

Subscribe today at maga.alabama.gov.

Comment Sounds great -- say McDonalds and Burger King (Score 1) 198

Wendy's the undispute #4 competitor in cheap fast food now says they'll stop the cheap part, and they're not too great on the fast part, and nutritionally speaking their food IS healthier than non-corrigated cardboard. So now it will be less cheap but just as bad on the fast part and just as good for you.

McDonalds says "Hey, thanks, Wendy's!"
Burger King says "Hey, thanks, Wendy's!"
In N' Out says: "What's a Wendy's?"
White Castle says: "Sorry, no time to chat about Wendy's. Line's out the door and we know fast and we know cheap and our sliders rock. Extra onions?"

Wendy's says: "We need a new PR director. Our revenue forecasts seem to be a bit higher than sales."

Comment Amazon license is a turd wrapped in spinach (Score 2) 64

DISC: I do not own any Fire sticks or other such Amazon devices.

PLEASE SHARE this license you say previous poster accepted, and if you don't mind, highlight the part that says anything like what you posted it says.

What is SCARY: Apparently (googling for "fire stick license") there are times the stick is 100% unusable do to a potentially "expired" license. This makes the hardware one purchased useless until Amazon fixes their mothership back end etc. No bueno. https://help.screencloud.com/s...

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Comment The problem is LYING and LIARS, not foreigners (Score 0) 122

The problem isn't foreigners, foreign news (e.g. Al Jazeera) or foreign anything.

The problem is LIARS LYING to us, the media, and anyone. That includes anything Trump and
his cronies say, antything coming out of the TX and FLA governors' mouths, and a bunch of other
LIARS constantly LYING and not beng fact-checked anywhere near as much as repeated.

This isn't a problem with "foreign" press. It's not a problem with Iran or North Korea or China. It's
not even a problem with "Ukraine made us invade it" Russia. It's a problem of LIARS LYING and
THE MEDIA PRINTING IT.

If you're thinking "no, it can't be that bad", the Alabama Supreme Court just declared what God
wants, and that we shouldn't upset God, and that we will incur his wrath if we let medicinal tech
help people have babies. Babies have rights, even if they're not born. Once they're born though
if they're white and fat and stupid they keep their rights. Otherwise cops will kill them, and that's
just okay dandy fine in Alabama.

Comment No, that didn't happen. (Score 1, Funny) 15

Much like AT&T's non-hack non-DoS "attack" this too is the result of internal incompetence.

It's a lot easier to say "we were hacked by a nation state" than "we couldn't be bothered to
have a decent infrastructure, orderly backups, and access controls to prevent someone from
accidentally deleting stuff."

United Healthcare has been a disaster of a company for the last five years plus. This is no
different.

BTW, UHC, if your lawyers want to sue me for what I wrote here, not to worry. I didn't write it.
A nation state hacked my account and wrote it. Can't be held responsible. We were only
freshmen. Like UHC.

Comment Reddit is a cesspool. (Score 1) 98

Karma? Longevity? Whatever.

Reddit is a cesspool, and while it's "nice" they'll be rewarding almost nobody with the "opportunity" to BUY REDDIT STOCK it's still a scam move.

Don't do it. It's not an investment. It's a gamble. Whether you think you're super-duper-special because you posted on Reddit/Karma/age/whatever it's still a gamble. Reddit has no value. You're just betting on tmorrow's idiot offering more than what you're willing to pay tomorrow.

F Reddit.

Comment It's not an investment (Score 1) 98

If you want to invest in something, find something of value and buy into it.

Buying something today hoping someone else will buy it from you for more tomorrow is not an investment. It's a gamble.
Anything you do with cryptocurrency or reddit is not an investment. It's a gamble.

Comment PR Crap (Score 1) 24

No helicopters were used to catch the falling samples. I said that would never "be a thing" back in 2020.

"Growing" medicines in space only makes a difference when zero gravity is a factor, and not just ANY FACTOR, but a factor big enough to make up for the cost of putting it in a sterile environment, launching into space, recovery, unpacking in a sterile environment, etc.

What a bunch of PR crap. This did nothing for your average medicine-needing person.

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FAA Commercial Helicopter Pilot and amateur medical drug zero-gravity expert.

Comment Sony protector of rights (Score 1) 82

First, it's "its" not "it's".

How ironic Disney is outsourcing its physical media to Sony, a company knowing for yoinking digital content from underneath subscribers making content no longer available. No, that will be kept by Disney, so whether through "The Disney Vault" or "Hey we're tired of paying residuals" they can just disappear content.

Sony, on the other hand, has to "support" physical media. I'm not sure what kind of "support" a BR or DVD needs other than a shelf, an occasional dusting, and careful hands to insert it into the soon-to-be-obsolete physical media player. There's a reason Plex, Emby, Kodi, Jellyfin, etc. are successful -- because if you or your buddy can afford some drives and a cheap server (e.g. NUC) you can digitize your own content, serve it up, and never deal with EITHER physical media (no thanks, Sony, you geohotz-raping liars) or digital media (no thanks, Disney, why don't you put yourself in The Disney Vault.)

It's not the 1960s anymore. Media servers not owned by the 17 "company name plus" are the rage. Those who don't adapt are left to rage at Disney and Sony.

Comment I found water today!!! (Score -1, Troll) 24

I found water today. It was in my toilet. Maybe since the media thinks water=life there's life in my toilet. Can I have my Nobel prize and $1M sent through a western union green dot moneycard XRP apple pay gift card by my friend from Lagos that just emailed me?

Also "scientist" is a broad term. It's anyone that practices science. So if a psychosis behaviorolgist discovers water, is that a sign of life, or is it a sign hiis/her career is over?

Damn just flushed. That life must be gone now. OH WAIT, NEW WATER IS COMING IN!!! I've discovered water TWICE. That's REPEATABLE which makes this true science. Paper coming soon. WIth pictures of big balls on a rat. Thanks, AI!

Comment Lying is legal. Deception is legal. Fraud is not (Score 1) 39

Someone should educate Ms. Hochul on the difference between a lie (you look beautiful, Kathy), deception (oh sorry I was out late working with my secretary, Kathy) and fraud (I borrowed your governor's credit card to buy a vacation for two to Tahiti. My secretary will send you pics.)

Then there's always that pesky 1st Am thing.

Comment Bye Citrix (Score 0) 176

https://www.csoonline.com/arti...

Citrix is a blight on the IT world. Their opinion is worth less than their inability to secure their own software.
THey don't get to opinie on clouds and infrastrcuture. They just get to go out of business.

Bye, Citrix. Sure, it may take a while. But you're done. 33% of people moving away can't be wrong. That's just the beginning.

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