I ping 16 or 17 to google. .4 or .5 to my router 1 to my router's router.
7-10 to the gateway on the other side of my modem.

I think you're overestimating humanity.

And here I thought my name would somewhat make the need for a sarcasm tag redundant. Especially when I used a reductio ad absurdum argument.

I suppose I should also point out as a contrast, those olden days before the whipper snappers got all dumb using smart phones, there were also a lot fewer numbers to remember. The most common scenario was a single number for an entire family, as opposed to a separate number for each member plus one for the house in general.

I suppose having dns instead of remembering all the ip addresses for the websites we visit. Is another example of getting dumber through advances of technology. Or not even remembering the site names, just using google instead.
Heck, the internet in general is us getting dumber. It used to be you had to go to the library and use a card catalog and look things up or memorize an entire encyclopaedia rather than just accessing the information on the internet. Kids these days. Am I right?

Their address?
And their phone number?
And their work phone number?
And their cell phone, pager, work cell?
And their work address?
And their email address?
And their work email address?
And their birthday?
Etc etc.

And for how many friends did you know this? And businesses you frequent? Acquaintances?

Instead of memorizing a rolodex, which is subject to change and being forgetten, carrying an easily accessible one with you is dumber?

I think the point he's trying to convey is that in a small town, everyone knows everyone's business. There was no privacy.
Sure, the data didn't get to the corporate overlords as they didn't exist, and the feudal overlords didn't care they just wanted their due. No one farther than two towns over even cares so the information doesn't spread, but there was no real privacy.

You should go check.... three times.

Vampires aren't human either. So either way it would qualify.

Of fertilize?

I think he's case sensitive.

And the DVRs are horribly stagnated and unchanging.

People are still 'renting' their land-line phones from AT&T. It is obviously be more profitable for the service provider.

They would have no motivation to upgrade the firmware if you were renting more than if you own it.

Whoosh?
Ostensibly the TSA, PATRIOT ACT, etc are there to ensure public well being.

How do you pull a car over with no one inside?

It's slang for "I don't know what I'm talking about"

It certainly weighs less. The mass is the same.