With the absolute global meltdown of religion that would likely happen in the event of the world learning that life exists beyond our planet, literally shattering damn near every major religion's core belief of a sky daddy/master creator/Adam and Eve,

Yuppie = Young Urban Professional, usually childless

It's that most people are apathetic and unintelligent, all in one convenient package.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Remember that intel labs funny research paper on tinfoil hats and how they found that they actually amplify radio signals?

It has been taken offline.

FEELING PARANOID YET?

I absolutely do not want to hit any buttons to pan the camera while driving.

Let's make the steering wheel itself surround a giant screen showing everything behind you then, with an additional "pannable" view as a heads-up display projected on the windshield.

If you want to TURN you rotate the wheel.

If you want to pan the camera, you tilt one side of the steering wheel forward and the other side backward, vice-versa.

Have you noticed that not too many years ago, Americans would hear about some neat new technical military thing and think, "Wow, I'm glad that's on OUR side!" And now, they just expect it to be used for domestic purposes.

And also because our tanks are in their backyard.

Their literal backyard.

I'd argue that a selection of accidents chosen for shock value on how mangled the car is while the people inside survived* would also tend to not select 'typical accidents', which I believe would be a relative low speed rear-ending.

You should see some of the cars people survived accidents from. You'd think there's no way they could have even lived.

They are notorious for advertising they will meet any advertised price for the same product. The problem is that many of their products, while similar, are only a model that Walmart sells, at least in electronics.

the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries

What do you do when the Win98 machine has a hardware failure?

Unless you've been stockpiling spares since the late 90s, that is a real problem.