So get an Asus Transformer. Tablet with the option of being a full laptop, assloads of battery, and Flash.

Sounds nice, but it still goes on your record.

There are a lot of twitter and facebook posts about checkpoint locations. I propose that they ban those as well.

That is pi approximation day which was made up for you Europeans and your silly backwards dates.

Keep in mind the source.

It isn't free! you have to buy a plane ticket.

And people see less value in replacing that modem thing than they do in having to get some new box thing so they don't miss the new Jersey Shore.

Most credit cards also say that your card is invalid if you write "see id" on the back instead of signing it (or just leave it blank)

Kroger is Ralphs, food-4-less, FoodsCo.
Vons is Safeway, Carrs, Casa Ley, Dominick's, Genuardi's, Pak n Save, Randall's, Pavilions.
Albertson's hasn't been mentioned so I don't feel like typing out he list, but here: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Albertsons_(SuperValu)#Sale_to_SuperValu.2C_CVS.2C_Cerberus

There's really only a few supermarket brands out there.

At least with iOS, it depends on your software version. For some reason my phone tries to correct mmmmmmmm to Klingon, budwieser to videotext and several other batshit crazy corrections, My friend's phone with a different version has different quirks.

My current city: Constantinople.
But I'm from Istanbul.

They can use all of my info they want to, it's all lies.

I'm still looking for a proper drink app that has the classic recipes in it.

One night some drunk twat ran into my car. The next day, the neighbor girl who he had been dropping off came over and told me what happened. She came to the police station with me, gave them his name, phone number etc, signed a witness statement. They said unless she had the license plate # handy they weren't going to do anything. How hard is it to look that up in their computer? There are reasons that people have little faith in the police. It's all too often that even when we do their jobs for them, they still can't be bothered to take the last step and actually do their jobs.

Don't forget Start-M to minimize all.

So the choice is to open the cockpit and let them kill the plane full of people + X at their target, or just kill the people on the plane? Seems an easy choice to not open the door.