OneAfterOneByTheStarDoggedMoon,TooQuickForGroanOrSigh.EachTurnedHisFaceWithAGhastlyPang,andCursedMeWithHisEye Very large and very secure, though I wouldn't want to type it 100 times a day....

Playing fetch with my Black Lab is cruel. To me. After a day with her, I feel like I am ready to blow out a rotator cuff or need Tommy John surgery. The damn dog NEVER gets tired. Walking her in the usual fashion is impossible. The only way I can reasonably "walk" her is with a skateboard. Specifically a Landyachtz Evo downhill racer. Riding a skateboard at Black Lab speeds can be terrifying, but one of those bad boys is super stable. Still doesn't tire the dog, though. :)

You could just go to http://www.netcraft.com which has a search function to do just that.  They also have an anti-fishing toolbar which will give very detailed information about a site.  For example:

Site title     Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters     Date first seen     September 2004
Site rank     5747     Primary language     English
Description     Not Present
Keywords     Not Present
Network
Site     http://it.slashdot.org     Netblock Owner     SourceForge, Inc.
Domain     slashdot.org     Nameserver     ns1.p03.dynect.net
IP address     216.34.181.48     DNS admin     hostmaster@corp.sourceforge.com
IPv6 address     Not Present     Reverse DNS     star.slashdot.org
Domain registrar     pir.org     Nameserver organisation     whois.dyndns.com
Organisation     Dice Holdings, Inc., New York, 10018, US     Hosting company     Dynamic Network Services, Inc.
Top Level Domain     Organization entities (.org)     DNS Security Extensions     unknown
Hosting country      US
Hosting History
Netblock owner     IP address     OS     Web server     Last seen Refresh
SourceForge, Inc. 12150 Meredith Drive Urbandale IA US 50323     216.34.181.48     unknown     Apache/2.2.3 CentOS     13-Dec-2013
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I wouldn't mind dropping one of those electric motors in my Camaro so I could do things like this.

I submitted this to solyentnews.org yesterday. soylentnews is a fork of /. after the beta fiasco. If you hate dice, check it out. No ads or trackers either. My ghostery seems to look lost whenever I go there. :)

Or how about the entire plot of the much more recent "Command Authority"

The lameness filter must be broken. How did you manage to post in all caps?

Windows 8, Unity, and now Slashdot Beta. WTF?

... When you can just order it online?

Mine was also made in 1995 and had 19 years of crud on it. Best way to clean them:

Denture cleaner

Take the key caps off and soak them overnight in water with a couple of the tablets. When you take them out the keys will be like brand new.

I am pretty sure the Spaceballs fleet can handle it.

You mean like obamacare?