1. Lure a new victim using latest NFC Android smartphone
2. Chop off hand wearing NFC ring and holding the smartphone
3. ???
4. Profit!

At last we have a way to filter out memes appearing in Slashdot posts. We should consider using a Beowulf cluster of CPU running the algorithm. However - call me old fashioned (and it wouldn't be the first time) - I think that in Soviet Russia memes would distinguish algorithms, and indeed Natalie Portman could confirm this.

...please sing this to celebrate the event.

Aboutt 400,000 people live in 404 area!

Given the survival rate for this kind of transportation method, they probably run out of anarchists, so they put the manual offline...

Unfortunately the available in-flight entertainment system is kinda boring...

xkcd.com/1007

Book Store Embrace Of Death!

...to the fact that about 85% of world population does not use Twitter!

Everybody knows that gnomes have a cauldron filled with gold coins well hidden somewhere...

...NSA spokeperson declared: "It's not a bug, it's a feature".

...why skydivers wear an helmet.

Invite a few friends, connect all your tDCS to a ethernet hub, then attach to the WAN side of the hub this device for best result.

You, insensitive clod!

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
Terpenes are a well known component of aerosol away from cities, and studied since many years. Nothing new in the headline, after all...