Stop reading! Back that drive up!

Durned autocorrect. s/right/tight/

Again, this is a right definition of the verb "to share". The looser definition that the OP used was in the vein of "I'm Michael Jackson, but not *that* Michael Jackson. We just share a name."

You're using a very tight definition of "sharing", where the main point is that two different cars are capable of using the same license plate which means that the license plate doesn't even point definitively to one vehicle, let alone one person.

Every time the anti-mcdonalds pink slime food processing videos reared their ugly heads, I just imagined tofu as it is presented for consumption, and thanked God for pink slurry meat.

It exists, but it's well hidden in account preferences. I use a classicish mode which is good because it's the only way to read -1 moderated comments (-1 comments seem to be impossible to read from the default UI). Unfortunately, the devs test changes very rarely with classic mode, so things break often.

Growing the market for rhino horn will only result in more poachers. Are the 3d printed horns going to be given to the poachers for free if they agree not to poach?

In a co-location environment, yes. In a standard business environment, the GP's response is true.
Of course, the article's definition of "useful" might not be a sysadmin's definition of "useful". Redundant machines, backup machines, extra capacity machines, dev machines, test machines, support machines, etc. all might be considered non-useful to customers, sales department, HR, or the CEO.

What if someone uses a real name that is not their own? Someone made a new account with a friend's maiden name using a scantily clad photo with her face photoshopped on and started sending friend requests to all her friends (her friend list was public at that time). It took weeks for FB to react to her and all of her friends flagging the account as fake.

And give all users a checkbox in preferences to block wall posts from pseudonyms. Maybe even have it checked by default as FB is often wont to do.

You open up excel, enter fields, take a screenshot, include that screenshot in a word docx, then attach that docx to an outllook email, asking the recipient to edit the excel cells. That's why many in the business world need MS Office.

Not when the "union" is being formed because all the prospective members are being fired and told to train their replacements. Just because you can't force coworkers to unionize in the good years doesn't mean they don't recognize the value in the bad years.

The employment terms will have Mickey embedded in them so they'll be protected by trademark and copyright!

True. Atheism has no tradition, stories of faith, or organizational structure (things a religion usually requires), but it is an expression of pure faith. Atheism might even be considered the ultimate faith: it is defined by a negative, which means it can never be proven true. Never being proven true means it must always be taken on faith. There are no witnesses to atheism. No prophets or mystics with direct experience of the lack of the divine.

Back doors, side doors, front doors, and they'll leave the Windows open!