How? By sending them to Soylent News?
Leela: We recycle everything. Robots are made from old beer cans.
Bender: Yeah! And this beer can is made outta old robots.
Leela: And that tech worker is made of old discarded tech workers. Nothing just gets thrown away.
Fry: The future is disgusting!
Why not mix it up a bit. Have alternating periods of drug induced 'extended' solitary confinement that last about a subjective week
Because even in real solitary, you get exercise time, can talk occasionally to a guard, and sometimes can get something to read. This chemically induced "solitary" is closer to being locked in an isolation chamber. It's only purpose can be torture. It keep the criminal away from population (prison or civilian) for real extended periods, and it doesn't help the criminal better themselves in any way.
Sure they can go right back to their gangs, but that would probably serve as a better deterrent than any death penalty : the stores of years of boredom and talking with psychiatrists.
Just like torture. Oh wait.
Is there a way that both sides can lose a lawsuit?
Yes. A judgment that doesn't cover legal fees would probably be a loss for both sides.
Some madman fires nukes at you because he thinks you think you have a bigger dick than he does.
And suddenly Anthony Weiner is the hero. "Mr. Weiner, please explain how we can send photos of our penises to this madman to reassure him!"
most of the kids who graduated from high school could at least name all the planets in order of distance from the sun.
And the sequence ended in pizza or pancakes. Now it ends in nachos. Nachos are not a meal!
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.