Modern take on Honeymooners: "To the moon with your job, Alice!"

Or suggests NASA workers need a vacation and a good f8ck.

At least it's not Java

So are people who think virgins are better, but it's what their market seems to want.

ACA is not "free healthcare"; it's required insurance. Very different. Sure, there are subsidies, which is fine by me when inequality is so high.

And, early retirement makes room for the next generation to work.
       

I remember doing optical experiments with calibrated light sources from 1950...They still live in 1960x

Well, they ain't russian to get anything new.

I like "Crashberry"

How do you get references from dead martyrs?

Actually, the fine print would probably resemble: "You will receive stated number of virgins in the afterlife, but Al-Qaeda and its affiliates cannot guarantee the quality, skill, sexual preference, or the species of the virgins. Nor do we offer substitutions."

Could you test this by blowing my organ?

True nerds would find a way to get Emacs to do it.....I bet RMS put the code in already even.

thats four times LiteOS! Get some Huawei developers work on this, and they'll reduce this patch to 64 bytes.

"64 bytes oughtta be enough for any Martian."
    - Marvin Gates

Amen! Science is a difficult profession with a long and winding road until you get a stable career, and no guarantees even after boatloads of education. You often have to be willing to sacrifice a family and personal life early on to make coin in the profession.

Women tend to value family life and family issues more than men. I won't put a value judgement on that preference here, but the practical side is that science is NOT a family-oriented line of work.

Those boards don't work on water, unless you got POWAH!

The emails that have been released are those that Clinton decided should not be deleted, so unless she made a mistake, there shouldn't be anything incriminating...

That would be nearly impossible to pull off because one is sending email to at least one other person, and unless you are certain the receiver kept nothing nowhere, you are at risk of being exposed.

Anyhow, it appears that much was usually done by phone instead of email. I suspect she wouldn't put anything urgent or controversial in email.

They already exist, they are called Furby's. And "annoying" is a better description than "creepy".