We had to do something similar in the mid 1980's because the 360 Assembler class used off-campus mainframes and didn't have a wired connection yet. Plus, they could only use the mainframes at night.

I wrote a 360 Assembler syntax checker in Pascal to catch bone-head syntax and naming errors to reduce the number of fix-it turn-arounds. I got a little award for it.

Would that make him a Plutocrat?

but the moon is so close that on a clear night you can actually see it from Moscow!!

No, that's Sarah Palin's ass. She forgets to close the blinds.

This is why I practice my procreation skills every day. I could be the last man on Earth.

and will probably stay that way.

Dragon-Slayer

Duke-Dont-Nuke-Em

It's that Nigerian prince, I tell ya!

Better yet, teach them to become gender discrimination lawyers. It's more lucrative, more status, better hours, less pizza-grease, less RSI, and less age discrimination than programming.

Let's see:

Possibility 1: people procrastinated enrolling

Possibility 2: politicians lied

Possibility 3: some bureaucrat or contractor accidentally bleeped up the counts

Which is more likely? That's a tough one. All three are very very common. Maybe a combo.

a new report reveals how the microbe does its deadly damage: by eating cells alive, piece by piece.

This is unique? How else do microbes make a living? Amway sales?

Why do people think it's best to leave others living in the stone age?

They'll be best equipped to survive an Apocalypse. Why de-skill them?

Oh yeah? My genitals are shaped like Florida.

shhhhh, you are hurting my mod points, dude. IxNay the actsFay.

All the telecom oligopolies should get the award. Consumer choice, reliability, and customer service are in the crapper. I live in a well-populated suburb near a major city and we have shit choices, just like everybody else. Jeez Louise!

Well, I found a Mars-shaped rock in Australia.