Duh, Porn. Killer app for VHS. Killer app for The Internet. Killer app for The Googles.

Is that creepy Gnerd at the coffee show browsing the Internet or is he watching a porn star get her bunghole stretched out? Or is a virtual porn app stripping the clothes off of the teenage barista he's staring at?

BTW, I've already patented, copyrighted and trademarked all these ideas and their implementations, so bugger off trying to copy my innovations!

...it needs more cowbell!

Truly amazing what you can sell a turd for when properly polished and packaged...

I priced, and continue to price, Facebook shares at the value of a wet fart. No more, no less.

You meant to write "Too many crapps".

hiding his wealth in off-shore bank accounts.

So you'd rather have your data end up in the hands of the Gooberment of the United States of Dumbtardia?

The proper choice is 3) None of the above.

Republicantards are looking out for their freedom to charge people for anything and everything (just look at the United States of Dumbtardia's health care system) so that they can pad their offshore bank accounts with even more zeros...

The jury is "stacked" in the sense that Apple is American, Samsung is foreign and the jury is All American (c)(tm).

If this case had been heard in the South Korean court, then the outcome would have been completely the other way 'round.

Proof? http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/23/samsung-apple-patent-lawsuit-south-korea/.

Just call it the United States of Dumbtardia, or Dumbtardia for short - everyone on the planet will know of whom you refer to...

Android, Hemorrhoid, RIM.

Nyuck!

How about "Microsoft Polished Turd" or just "Turd"?

Wait for SP2 - it will fix everything...

You forgot to mention that the US company is actually outsourcing the whole thing to India anyways...

Updating as in adding new features at least once a year. Nothing wrong with that, nyet komrade 'roid fan?