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Comment: Re:Please help us (Score -1, Flamebait) 304 304

Is this your friend's real name?

No. His real name is Mark Douchebag-Berg.

Do you really like this friend?

Only after he bought out my company for $1 billion (give or take a few hundred million).

Has this friend ever sent you any revealing pictures?

Vegas. 'nuff said.

How much do you think this friend spends on entertainment? clothes? shoes? online services?

More than most small countries.

Please estimate the odds that this so-called friend might be a terrorist?

He's a completely different kind of Evil. Greater than any boogeyman (aka 'terrorist') 'threat'.

If you had to describe this friend to Facebook and the DHS, which of the following descriptions would you use: creative? avant-garde? obedient? disruptive?

Money grubbing, privacy invading Semite.

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