Pepsi might sue. I don't think Crystal Light is going to do much of anything!

They'll have to claim it's me, as I'm not going to just up and post a picture for you to see! If it is me, I'm honest enough to own up to it.

Until someone posts the nude with a very specific and identifiable mark... :D

Of course, that wouldn't stop 'I am Spartacus' from happening.

Yea, I bet the wording seems weird, but it's wholly accurate. I laugh about the accident all the time.

I'm alive, barely. With titanium replacing part of my femur, plastic/kevlar replacing my kneecap, my wrist rebuilt, my chin slightly screwed, injury-induced lumbosacral arthritis, a healed T-12 compression fracture with a nasty disposition, and a nice StarFleet insignia-shaped scar at my shin.

Two nurses coming off-shift were behind the guy and witnessed it all happen. Their account, I was hit, sent flying, partially crushed as the truck rolled over me. Their assessment; no pulse, no breathing, no response of any sort. Dead on impact. According to them, after 20 minutes of straight CPR I was resuscitated and about five minutes later paramedics arrived and called for an airlift.

This was a story on the local Memphis news. June 18, 2007. You can probably see a blurb about it in the Commercial Appeal archives.

Hah. You think you're secure.

SFP/SFC bypass. How the fuck do you think Blaster worked on XP?

It is also possible to differentiate HOSTS file resolution vs DNS resolution, and bypass by forcing you through a proxy. Your HOSTS will not bypass this.

You don't have to explicitly state it to imply it, moron. This is why you're banned from /. and Wikipedia, you're too stupid to understand. Take your autism and go elsewhere.

How is Comcast going to inject into an HTTPS session without my browser's certificate verifier smelling a rat?

Easy. Hide it as a check point object, which can bypass HTTPS inspection.

"Just add the new domains into hosts & boom - no more ads, simple."

That doesn't stop HOSTS when the ads are being served from the root of a domain. You do know what the root of a domain is, yes?

No wonder your shit got canned from Wikipedia. You don't even know web basics.

Uh, yea, A shitton of /. has seen me before. So they know I'm a fucking beanpole.

Hell, I'm sure someone here on /. has a few of my nudes.

HOSTS *IS* A MITM, you fucking idiot. Can't protect against MITM when you're utilizing one in the first place. You're exploitable.

Yea, meanwhile, Comcast's Xfinity injection attack TOTALLY bypasses your HOSTS file. How're you going to stop that, dumbass?

Here's what your HOSTS file does to websites: http://i.imgur.com/BMR5Qnc.png

Again, my point is 100% proven. You are 100% full of shit.

I run and design websites for a job. Guess what? Your HOSTS file idea, long before you started spouting it, was one of the first things for me to bypass, by request of my employer.

And the fun part is, I can keep ads from showing to you long enough for you to whitelist the site, and then slam your ass with ads anyways. See a new IP address? No ads displays for several visits, then BAM show ads on your 5th visit from that IP.

Absolutely trivial to implement in PHP and AJAX. Takes eight lines of code. I could probably do it in two if the web supported brainfuck.

Uh, yea, you lost that bet badly. See, six foot and a measly 140 isn't anywhere close to your self-imagined (and very likely self-revealing) statement.

Yea, *SHOULD*

But then you go to Memphis, TN, where a registered motor vehicle offender was still behind the wheel, drunk as fuck, passes out behind the wheel, veers across every lane of traffic, hits the curb, and then hits me, crushing the right side of my body and I'm dead on impact. Then he proceeds to keep going, still passed out, and slams into someone's bedroom.

Despite being a registered motor vehicle offender with a multiple-decade record of such, he still got TIME SERVED.

TIME SERVED for willfully violating the law, temporarily depriving me of life, and destroying the property of another, despite a court order barring him from operating a motor vehicle under any circumstances.

Dunno, how about you ask the FDA about things like Vioxx and what not?