Wash it down with some Tang?

Favorite Bumper Sticker: "Stop Honking, I'm on the Phone!!"

On the contrary, they find the subject, "fascinating". (similar to why 'average' looking women buy Glamor magazine)

You should have just worn a tuxedo and said your Enrico Pallazzo.

Styx of course! Too much time on my hands!

I don't need a special occasion to get drunk and make a fool of myself. I can do that any day or night I please!

That's OK, My dad is so old his brain does that for him.

It could be a migrating Swallow.

It started on the second pull after not having been used in pie years.

My father use to go to the local convenience store every Saturday evening to get the 'Early Edition' of the Sunday paper. On one such trip, a crotchety old lady shopping at the store barked, "Why would anyone buy the Sunday paper on Saturday!" My dad replied with a straight face, "To see what the winning lottery numbers will be"...

"And get off my lawn"

Just be glad there's no Cowboy Neal option!

He was the best character on the Jetsons!

Where's Pimpmobile?

Also there is a starwars but no star trek?

Baseball beat Football

Football beat Soccer (redundant?)

Superman beat Batman

Jennifer beat Michelle

Actually, putting a lock on the door to the flight deck has. All other measures are meaningless/un-necessary to prevent a 9-11 style hijacking.