we have an old rail line that goes thru the old Navel weapons station..
So you can use a train to escape from the bad guys with the belly button guns?
Their biggest problem, of course, will be how to enforce the collection of this tax. If a user signs up for Facebook (etc), does that mean Facebook has to tell the French government about it so they can be billed correctly for the tax? Doesn't that mean someone can really screw Facebook up by signing up a bunch of bogus accounts registered in France, meaning Facebook has to foot the bigger tax bill? What about French citizens signing up from other countries but marking down their country of origin as France (these people wouldn't be French taxpayers any more, yet Facebook would presumably have to pay the tax on the collection of that users' data). It's not an easy one to resolve...
Try using an HDMI-to-DVI cable; if you have a TV or monitor with a DVI input, this should allow your Pi to connect and get you going.
Headless all-in-one works sweet - mine spent about 3 hours connected to my TV, even had a keyboard and mouse - now it's headless. I installed VNC server (so X sessions are possible) and I use SSH to connect to it for command line configuration changes (99% of all interaction between me and the Pi come through a TeraTerm Pro SSH connection). Install Webmin on it too if you like, then you can work on it via a web browser.
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.