Can you really call it "making love" if you have to put on plastic gloves like a freakin' subway sandwich artist? Really intimate...
Great thanks for that mental image... now I can't eat my lunch.
The cause of and solution to all of life's problems... alcohol!
Smell - Keep drinking
Spontaneity - If you and her are sufficiently boosed, no biggy... hell even feel free to miss the hole a couple of times.
Sensitivity - If shes boosed, means you can pound harder.
Can't find one? - Douche her with it later (really sorry about this one)
Disgusting to take off and dispose of? - Drink more and then you'll be playing the awesome game of seeing how many you can get to stick to the hotel ceiling!
Stds - Either drench if it 95% straight afterwards and if that didn't work start drinking to forget about the AIDS.
Then for later on in life or after the mistake:
Children - Drink more it'll numb the pain.
This Post was sponsored by Duff beer... Ohh yeah!!
Condoms are the biggest con around. You have to buy them in a three pack, you use one to test for fit, then you notice they have a use-by date only four years away!!
It called the "hooker pack". One to test, two to double bag it.
Finally our tax dollars doing something useful
with what ever "mothers milk" it contains!
http://blip.tv/file/606719 - 2:20
These things happen... when your living in a van down by the river!
Yeah I hear ya mate. I just signed up for naked adsl 2+ smashed the off peak downloads to 0 in a matter of a couple of days.
8 Years?! Oh god won't someone please think of the pornography?!
But thats titles a lie your honor! Cant read the rest of the statement its to blurry to see!
Has anyone with a mod chip installed this?
If so what chip and any problems?
Run away!!
... wait never mind!
I wonder if it works on bright pink colour schemes?
All seems condemned in the long run to approximate a state akin to Gaussian noise. -- James Martin
