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Comment: Re:Because they are a con (Score 1) 844

by Elitist_Phoenix (#28433005) Attached to: NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

Funny, but it's worth noting that double-bagging drastically decreases the condoms' effectiveness. Latex rubbing against latex will tear easily.

I take your point and raise you another.
You see, this is when you put Tabasco sauce/Deep-heat between the layers, so if one of them does break you find out real fast!

Comment: Re:I'd think it was obvious to any man (Score 5, Funny) 844

by Elitist_Phoenix (#28431359) Attached to: NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms

The cause of and solution to all of life's problems... alcohol!
Smell - Keep drinking
Spontaneity - If you and her are sufficiently boosed, no biggy... hell even feel free to miss the hole a couple of times.
Sensitivity - If shes boosed, means you can pound harder.
Can't find one? - Douche her with it later (really sorry about this one)
Disgusting to take off and dispose of? - Drink more and then you'll be playing the awesome game of seeing how many you can get to stick to the hotel ceiling!
Stds - Either drench if it 95% straight afterwards and if that didn't work start drinking to forget about the AIDS.

Then for later on in life or after the mistake:
Children - Drink more it'll numb the pain.

This Post was sponsored by Duff beer... Ohh yeah!!

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