I believe the only sensible and practical idea here is to have 1000 monkeys at 1000 consoles doing these automated tasks for you. Of course you'd need to feed these monkeys, so you'd need more monkeys. Thus, 1000 monkeys at 1000 banana plantations.
Seriously. Usb Wifi Dongle + Rainbow Tables DVD + Backtrack = Win?!
Seems like the Koalas have been playing to much "Knifey Spoony"
Video or GTFO??
I'm a member of DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Where do I sign up?
Do you have a newsletter?
Just cover the lenses with back to front smiley face stickers!
They should make it support ODF. But I guess its all about profit to them.
1. I'm too drunk to know better
2. I'm usually by myself
So does this mean you crying about your daddy issues "during the moment" doesn't matter so much?
Funny, but it's worth noting that double-bagging drastically decreases the condoms' effectiveness. Latex rubbing against latex will tear easily.
I take your point and raise you another.
You see, this is when you put Tabasco sauce/Deep-heat between the layers, so if one of them does break you find out real fast!
Oh and to preempt you grammar/spelling nazi's... screw you!
The next question is which item takes priority on your bedside table/beer cartoon... the bottle of moonshine, the shotgun shells or that can of paint?
Can you really call it "making love" if you have to put on plastic gloves like a freakin' subway sandwich artist? Really intimate...
Great thanks for that mental image... now I can't eat my lunch.
The cause of and solution to all of life's problems... alcohol!
Smell - Keep drinking
Spontaneity - If you and her are sufficiently boosed, no biggy... hell even feel free to miss the hole a couple of times.
Sensitivity - If shes boosed, means you can pound harder.
Can't find one? - Douche her with it later (really sorry about this one)
Disgusting to take off and dispose of? - Drink more and then you'll be playing the awesome game of seeing how many you can get to stick to the hotel ceiling!
Stds - Either drench if it 95% straight afterwards and if that didn't work start drinking to forget about the AIDS.
Then for later on in life or after the mistake:
Children - Drink more it'll numb the pain.
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Condoms are the biggest con around. You have to buy them in a three pack, you use one to test for fit, then you notice they have a use-by date only four years away!!
It called the "hooker pack". One to test, two to double bag it.