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Comment: Sensible Suggestion... (Score 2, Funny) 426 426

I believe the only sensible and practical idea here is to have 1000 monkeys at 1000 consoles doing these automated tasks for you. Of course you'd need to feed these monkeys, so you'd need more monkeys. Thus, 1000 monkeys at 1000 banana plantations.

Comment: Re:Because they are a con (Score 1) 844 844

Funny, but it's worth noting that double-bagging drastically decreases the condoms' effectiveness. Latex rubbing against latex will tear easily.

I take your point and raise you another.
You see, this is when you put Tabasco sauce/Deep-heat between the layers, so if one of them does break you find out real fast!

Comment: Re:I'd think it was obvious to any man (Score 5, Funny) 844 844

The cause of and solution to all of life's problems... alcohol!
Smell - Keep drinking
Spontaneity - If you and her are sufficiently boosed, no biggy... hell even feel free to miss the hole a couple of times.
Sensitivity - If shes boosed, means you can pound harder.
Can't find one? - Douche her with it later (really sorry about this one)
Disgusting to take off and dispose of? - Drink more and then you'll be playing the awesome game of seeing how many you can get to stick to the hotel ceiling!
Stds - Either drench if it 95% straight afterwards and if that didn't work start drinking to forget about the AIDS.

Then for later on in life or after the mistake:
Children - Drink more it'll numb the pain.

This Post was sponsored by Duff beer... Ohh yeah!!

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