Comment Great news. (Score 1) 91
Great news guys. Not only to we have a "robot" spewing out cheesy pre-programmed lines on twitter but we are doing it...IN SPACE.
Comment Re:What percentage (Score 1) 348
I don't understand. If not the items on hand then what do you use to touch your poop? Have you devised some grand poop manipulation tool? Let me know, and please include a price plus shipping to NY.
Comment Re:One does wonder... (Score 1) 171
If you want to read about vaginas I have heard that Playboy writes good articles.
Comment Re:100,000 Users and You are Complaining? (Score 1) 346
They both involve a tiny package?
Comment Re:Bitcoin features (Score 1) 535
Those are all good points however what really convinced me was your highlighting that the term "bit" sounds like "butt" and therefore bitcoin should not be utilized. Also based on the "buttcoin" insight you provided, I can infer that the proponents of bitcoin all have stupid faces and additionally smell like poo. +1 insightful
Comment Exchange rate (Score 1) 490
Does anyone know the current Bitcoin to Flooz exchange rate? I imagine it will soon reach parity.
Comment Post ended in quads (Score 1) 191
His post ended in quads, he was defeated by Taxmaster and was thereby forced to leave 4chan forever. At least he is a man with convictions.
Comment Re:Birthers still unconvinced Obama white enough (Score 1) 869
And fuck their pineapples too!!! Seriously, who the fuck puts a delicious golden fruit inside a spiny fibrous husk? And then I gotta knock that shit out of a tall thin tree to eat it? Hawaii...fuck you and you so called "fruit".
Submission + - Wasps Battle Ants by Dropping Them (sciencemag.org)
sciencehabit writes: If the yellow jacket wasp wants to bully something small, it eschews the stinger for something more creative. When it comes upon a swarm of ants on food it wants, the wasp will simply pick the pests up and fling them away: a previously undocumented way of dealing with a competitor. (Two videos included of wasp vs. ant "cage matches")
Comment Re:Text version of the code (Score 1) 466
All I can figure out is something about Ovaltine.
Comment Re:The right of parody does not extend to merchand (Score 1) 123
The Spaceballs flame-thrower was the only product I needed.
Comment History (Score 1) 96
Those who do not remember the Goatse are destined to repeat it.
Comment Re:Real time science indeed (Score 2) 206
I agree with this guy. I have hated science ever since I was blinded by it back in 1982.
Comment Re:wtf? (Score 1) 146
Your spelling of non sequitur is worse than watching a crying duck ride a underpowered motorcycle.
Submission + - New Android Spyware Uploads Photos, Logs and Messa (securityweek.com)
wiredmikey writes: Following reports earlier this week of multiple variants ofHong Tou Tou, two additional spyware programs targeting Android devices have been reported this week.
Android SpywareDubbed "SW.SecurePhone", when installed, will run in secretly in the background and monitor the phone and collect data to save on the SD card. The data, including messages, call log, location of the phone, recorded sounds around the phone and pictures in the phone, will then be uploaded to a remote server every 20 minutes.
While the threats reported earlier this week were mainly surfacing in China, this spyware is mainly spreading in the U.S via Internet download, though its not clear the impact it has had so far and is likely not a large number of users.
Android SpywareDubbed "SW.SecurePhone", when installed, will run in secretly in the background and monitor the phone and collect data to save on the SD card. The data, including messages, call log, location of the phone, recorded sounds around the phone and pictures in the phone, will then be uploaded to a remote server every 20 minutes.
While the threats reported earlier this week were mainly surfacing in China, this spyware is mainly spreading in the U.S via Internet download, though its not clear the impact it has had so far and is likely not a large number of users.
