You're welcome! I actually came here expecting the most obvious joke to already be made, but nope. I guess if you really want something, you have to do it yourself :)

Send Bruce Willis.

He's already trained and isn't doing us any good here on earth anyway.

Why does everyone assume gull-wing doors are somehow particularly bad at this?

Here's a video of a guy opening one next to some truck or a wall. If it does require any more space than a regular door, it's not significantly so, but I doubt even that is the case. Remember that a door is maybe 10-15 cm thick, so that's the minimum you'll need to have for a single mm of clearance with a regular door, not to mention all the inches for your fat ass.

So what's your arbitrary criteria for actually being a programmer?

Ok, let me shut this shitshow of a discussion down:

It's now officially cool to endorse Hitler because you agree with his views on vegetarianism.

So they have 800,000 machines all running microscope software? And what's the excuse for still using Exchange 2003? They're using some special x-ray carrier pigeons?

What are you basing your judgment on? Please show your work.

It's not necessarily that it was unclear, it's just that it's a shitty deal - you put up your money in the hopes of possibly maybe seeing something for it, perhaps years later, but if the authors strike big based on the support provided by your money, you get shit.

Sadly I suspect that a sufficient proportion of Russians would eat it up, and what everyone else thinks doesn't matter because nobody's going to lift a finger over Crimea/Ukraine.

Bow sounds like a pussy weapon. It's spears or nothing!

2) Russians can not rightfully claim anything if they are already inside Ukraine, threatening a base, and being fired upon within Ukraine. That is utter bullshit.

Well you see, those aren't Russian forces attacking the bases, they're Crimean Self Defense, and if Ukrainians start shooting, Russia would have to step in to protect the ethnically Russian population from the Nazi Ukrainian threat. This is more or less literally what I heard some Kremlin shill say in an interview yesterday.

The iPad does make me physically sick!

>Kurt Sutter seems to be a whiner

You have no idea! He's a bitter asshole who's constantly butthurt over his shitty show losing out critically to Justified, as actors have input on the making of that show, unlike his baby which is a pure reflection of his stupid vision. He goes on asinine rants and recruits actors from other shows only to kill them off in humiliating ways.

Correct, since that's how the joke makes any sense. I didn't want to explain it further as I thought that'd ruin it, but obviously this didn't work out much better.