That's why when you talk to customer service, you record the conversation. For their safety, and yours.

I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere.

Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

This is madness?!?

This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

Awesome would have been if he went all dirty harry on "Kimberly".

"Go ahead, make my day..."

Logically if pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

He has trouble relating to Phemails

I really don't care if they track my device but give me free stuff. My hamster has nothing to hide.

Meet the new boss. Same as the boss before the old boss.

Yep and Luhr's next move will be to deploy his death ray. Let me be the first to both welcome and thank our new Omicronian Overlords.

They're smart, they just play dumb. It's more profitable.

Identification? We identified you as standing behind the door already.

Baby on board, oh how I adored...

"Optical Fibres" eh? So that's what the kids are calling death rays these days.

Think we need a statue of 3 monkeys here.

Verizon - Robbing the deaf, blind.