Pregnancy isn't an illness.
How can you say that? Pregnancy is OBVIOUSLY a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
All of the 401ks are backed by the stork market.... Another crash and it'll be 60 something hippies in business casual firing Ronald Rayguns.
I don't see that as such a bad thing, if The Stork Market crashes it will help offset the global overpopulation crisis we're in the process of having.
Perhaps those who are misusing the word so much should be sent to the waters off Somalia to learn what it means.
Preferably in a rubber dingy with no sunscreen.
for a split second I saw some sort of bright thunderbolt approach from the left and sweep all the stuff away. It felt like a relief somehow but I'm not sure WTF I was seeing.
Probably $DEITY (insert appropriate value according to what you truly worship, in the deepest and most secret depths of who you really are)
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