Yes, you can. Just buy a 1,5m by 2m e-inkt-screen and have it display a computer generated image of shelfs filled with the appropriate books.

"Around two billion people are thought to suffer some kind of brain impairment, he said."

Most of those do not have a real brain impairment. It's just that so many people waste so much time on /. they're as productive as the average coma-patient.

Let's hope the guy who's good at curing cancer is also good at making backups...

Seriously. It overrides every attached HD. How well does a RAID stand up to that in terms of data protection? Or an attached USB HD?

More likly they'll complain their kid's game broke their computer, buy a new one and continue punching the monkey.

The US uses Imperial while most of the world uses Metric

All the fault of the Stonecutters...

A dating service for imaginary friends! How... fucked up actualy.

Please do not polute the sun with stupidity.

Finally, some words, like "forward", are interpreted as intentions to move.

I can imagine how this could be very entertaining to see in action. Imagine someone on a stage giving a speech in one of these. "...these figures show clearly, we should move forward AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah" CRASH.

My methode is much better. I install windows on it, have internet explorer start automaticly and open Slashdot. By the time they're done, the data is way to old to be of any relevance.
The rest of the drive I fill up with the combine works of David Hasselhof. Cruel, but effective.

I think the real problem would be reading. Just look where your cursor is while you are reading this. I suspect it's not right in front of your eyes, as it would block the text.

Bluetooth headsets are a way to make talking to yourself socialy acceptable. (ref. Dr House, the episodes where he's halucinating).

Smarter? Getting yourself liable for hell of a lawsuit just to prove a point, isn't exactly what I call smart. About as smart as making nitroglycerin in your basement. Really cool to brag about, but so not worth the consequences.

I don't know much about the educational system in the US as I live in Europe. But from my experience (I've had both day classes and evening classes) it's a lot harder to get a degree outside the normal 9 to 5 classes and it takes a whole lot longer as well.

Going back to school after several years of working isn't that easy either. When you leave school, your life changes and unless you have someone willing and able to support you for several very costly years, it's not going to happen.

IMO get the masters, chances are it's the only chance you'll get to get them. To give you an idea: I'm working to get a bachlor degree through evening classes and taking exames for a number of classes in college. In total, combined with a full time job, a mariage and a child, I'll have spend about a decade on this. Compare that to the 3 years in day classes it normaly takes.
On the other hand, now I've got several years of experience, which builds self confidence and teaches some things you won't learn in school.

Everyone has something to hide from someone.

Except boring people with blogs.

You could also use this to index the MP3 files on everybody's hard drives, then the RIAA could sue everyone just by visiting a URL!! ... oh wait...

There, fixed that for you.