Put up your deflector shields and ignore this jerk. Today's "technospeak" is tomorrow's future reality.

Money only has real value when someone has more than someone else.

what if the backdoor is always the master

If they drink tea they are just British.

Have you ever had to sign up to a "private club" in a county that doesn't sell liquor?

Uber can be a new private club of "friends with travel benefits".

Forget Asimov.... flog Robert Jordan to finish the Wheel of Time. No insult to Brandon Sanderson who did a good job finishing it with the notes left behind.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse. However, if you go to court, you will be informed that you are not qualified to defend yourself because your knowledge of the law is limited.

What happens in the holodeck... gets resold at Quark's bar.

I blame Beverly Cleary... for my inability to drive without at least occasionally making a "vroom vroom" sound.

Once everything can get a public IP, you can do cool things like ping your grandfather's pace maker....

ping grandpa .... ...
No response.

"GRANDPA!!!!!"

I imagine a giant space mirror to reflect sunlight so that one place has 24 hours sunlight, and another is in total darkness. I like most IT people would flock to the dark side.

The ability to wear longs sleeves with shorts is a social skill?

They will kill you, rape you, then eat you. If you are lucky in that order.

A train carrying corn crashed and spilled it out on a very hot day. The authorities put out a warning to watch for inebriated bears!

I love and hate being the "Go To" guy. I often describe the reason you become one as NDA disorder. If you are "Not a Dumb Ass" and can actually do stuff soon you will find yourself doing a ridiculous amount of work. I have never understood how people can avoid work by claiming to be too stupid to do it but I have seen it many times.