I saw a boy in a yellow shirt with a telescope.
Now tell me if it can be determined, with or without the addition of punctuation, if the person speaking was using a telescope and saw a boy in a yellow shirt or if saw a boy in a yellow shirt holding a telescope.
Once implants get better than actual hearing, the rest of us will be the new "deaf" and we get to inherit the culture.
I got titanium and bone grafts, so doesn't matter if the machines or the zombies rise up, I am already a Zomborg!
You are going off the plane....you have a golden parachute in one hand and your lawyer's number in the other... which one you going to use?
Choose your own CEO adventure!
My company approved some technical training. So now I am watching the Ukraine news waiting for WW3 to breakout before I get to go!
Easy Mater! Don't go giving them kids ideas about messing with cows. Unlike hipsters, they will fight back.
I created an online service to show everyone else what I chose to use:
Because every time I choose something it dies a horrible death.
My LS-120 Drive
My barely Pre-HD Digital Camcorder
So just don't choose what I choose and you will be fine.
Oh and that service, yeah they closed that down to, so never mind.
If you paid extra....the streaks could come in other colors.
Do what you want to Servo...never liked that guy anyway, but you better leave Crow alone!
Give me Predator Vision! This would totally rock, but would prefer light weight glasses instead of contact lenses.
Tuck your most recent pay stub in your front pocket with the company logo showing.
Go to any bar in your area with a large number of people.
Buy alcohol.
That is all you have to do.
In the elven forest... the half-elven warrior mage princess plays you!
Could be worse. Often you see:
if (b = ) return true; else return false;
Where = is assignment.
I knew people in the "real world" use Excel for a database. I did not know they used them for professional document editing too. Thanks for clearing that up.
Quiet, do not insult the USPTO overlords. They might decide software patches are "episodic content".
No more patching games after the fact without paying the trolls then!
The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation. -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month"
