He really didn't like having to wear the Window 8.1 "Start Menu" flair!

Something tells me....he is going to catch a ton of flac over this.

If you stare at a double sun...do you go blind in both eyes or just one eye twice as fast?

What really ticks me off is when the ads work but the damn main video is "broken and unavailable".

With diamond dust (*May or may not actually contain dust from real diamonds) glazed gold connectors.

That is a good way to think of it. To mathematicians these are " known pattern" but to the average person they might as well be magic. I know plenty of women who are "not good at math" but can make complex crochet and needlepoint patterns without thinking about it. To them, those are just " known pattern".

Easy old timer...just go back to sleep. We won't party like its 1999 until next year, promise.

All my mom knows how to do is multiply...but that is why I have seven siblings.

No computer access/internet in jail. If you could play WOW all day/night in jail, it would be full to capacity.

But did you account for....the California house wife who dies of stress related to the idea that radiation from Japan got into her organic cow milk soy blend?

Flip a coin...heads they would have done better, tails worse. If the coin lands on its edge they would do exactly the same.

Spoiler Alert: The Titanic sunk because it filled with water.

Surprised nobody seems to have mentioned the Berkley Webcast yet. http://webcast.berkeley.edu/ It is an online collection of class videos, lectures, and course materials for a variety of subjects including computer science.
Their into to CS is much easier to get into for a beginner than the MIT OpenCourseWare. http://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm

It seems to me that both Math and CS students could use some more "set theory" training. We live in a world full of information. Sorting, arranging, and reporting on that data is becoming a bigger task. Even a small business has more data than you can manually validate. You need some good database setup and understanding to make sure what you get out of it is correct.

I will live on vegetables when they can make a turnip or some other vegetable taste like a nice juicy medium rare rib-eye steak.