Fuck the Iranians, I'm signing up for everything.

Everything.

Every.

Thing.

We will choke them to death on our spam.

That's 31 flavours of bullshit.

Er, I'm calling Google assholes, not you a liar. I believe you.

That's why I told them a fake name and use a picture of a robot for my avatar.

I'm going to GIMP up my DL to show the fake and email it to them.

Yep, I've killed billions upon billions of NPCs ("Well, more bodies in my wake, let's go"), including innocent bystanders, blown up planets, left people to die in vacuum, to suffocate, committed genocide, xenocide, whatever.

Nothing in all the years I've been gaming has anything made me feel as uncomfortable as the torture mission in GTAV.

I've seen movies of cats jumping from the top of telephone poles and walking away like "fuck all y'all in the loud trucks, can't a furball take a fuckin' nap?"

It's super easy. Just grab some blue overalls, a toolbox, and a plunger.

"I'm here to fix the toilet."

The toolbox is full of sludge. Drop it on the floor and let it ooze out. People won't stick around when there's poop on the floor.

Then plug in one of these wherever you've got a recently-emptied desk.

You can get five-headed bolts made, too. They look normal enough until you can't get a grip on them.

Actually, that's mostly true. Some regions of Canada use the most lightly-accented form of English.

I've been interviewed just for my voice to test my accent.

What's the domain in question?

And in GTAV when they force you to torture someone, the torturer (who is a fucked up sociopath) drives the victim to the airport and tells him along the way that torture is useless as an interrogation tool and the victim is going to escape the US and tell everyone about what happened.

BUZZZZZZ

over your head, AC, over your head.

Actually, the guy being stung knew PRECISELY how far it was, 656 feet, and he counted every step of the way. 153 feet to the lake... fuck fuck fuck 117 feet to the lake... 98 feet to the lake... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 45 feet to the lake fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK splash

It was the media that converted to 200m due to the international audience. I think it loses something in the SI translation.

I know my webcam isn't compromised because I have a piece of black electrical tape over the lens.

There's also a fault in the microphone design that makes a buzzing noise when it's on. I'm not sure if I should damn or praise Sony for that.

Or sell it off for legit cash and move somewhere offshore. But yeah, once /. started talking about it, it was clear that they were going to get busted at some point. I guess he thought he could keep it going.

I don't know why you couldn't run this operation from outside the US. Just FedEx the packages to the US, and anything that gets stopped at the border is part of the cost of doing business.

Don't forget the $5 they get for an "inspection fee". This was bad luck + CBS grubbing for cash.