The editor wars came to a standstill in the 90's! Why did you have to break the ceasefire?
But if we're flaming anyway, I would like to remind you that Emacs Makes Any Computer Slow and that it is a very nice operating system; it just lacks a text editor (but it's still infinitely better than nano or pico or notepad).
It's still a little bloaty, but what isn't, honestly.
Plain X or Xmonad.
I believe warrantless wire taping started under Bush....*eye roll*
What about Hoover? (The FBI guy, not the engineer.) He _started_ the whole surveillance of government subjects thing.
Sure, but where are you going to find beige and blue keycaps?
You'll probably have to relabel your keys anyway; might as well paint them.
To this day I still want a space cadet keyboard.. so hard to find, and so many meta keys.
A real nerd hacks his own. This one is very mac-oriented, but it shouldn't be too hard to build a new keymap for your Linux box. Windows might be a bit harder.
"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry." -- a Larson cartoon