I think the reasoning goes like this:
Step 1: Have contractor establish a searchable database of license plates, with the times and locations where they were spotted by traffic cameras and other sources.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Contractor profit (and kickbacks)!

I'm gong to get a new bumper sticker which will read:

4TH AMD"); DROP TABLE PlateScans;

oblig ref

A non-vegetarian veterinarian is a job where you can still eat when your customers don't pay you.

I find this only slightly less depressing.

I think they could put this new super large particle collider in the whitespace left by Beta.

Only after a contractor converted the dimensions to metric.

I have mixed case menus in Visual Studio 2012. Download VSCommands for Visual Studio 2012 or 2013 from the MSDN Visual Studio Gallery to fix the all caps problem. Somebody at MS was listening about this problem (or their own developers got sick of all caps).

I took this to mean they want to keep the design of the optics secret.

Yes. How else will the little man in there know when to do my bidding?

And I was hoping I could use this to reduce fan noise in my computer.

Anyone else want to go check out w3schools.com using IE? Every day in February? Let's see we can get their IE usage over 50%.

The spoon both exists and does not exist- but only until you open the silverware drawer.

Maybe the fish just wanted a coconut?

Is there a place on Yelp to review the Virginia Court of Appeals?

Can't wait for this mini meltdown to lead to its inevitable ultimate conclusion: MiniGodzilla!