Thud457 - Slashdot User

Comment keep laughing, monkeyboy! (Score 1) 226

by Thud457 on Monday March 30, 2015 @11:58AM (#49370971) Attached to: Chinese Scientists Plan Solar Power Station In Space

It's all fun and games until Elon Musk burns " CHA " on the face of the moon.
Surely that should be "ELO" ?!

We've got a 4x10^26 Watt fusion reactor only eight minutes away. Eventually somebody's going to figure out how to use it.

Comment BE part of the SOLUTION. (Score 3, Informative) 37

by Thud457 on Friday March 27, 2015 @03:30PM (#49356839) Attached to: Behind the Scenes At a Quantum Dot Factory

The button to Submit a story is right in front of your nose a the top of the page.
Unless you're implying the editurs are idiots and ignore perfectly nerdulent story suggestions.

Comment Re:Quantum Dot? (Score 4, Funny) 37

by Thud457 on Friday March 27, 2015 @03:17PM (#49356755) Attached to: Behind the Scenes At a Quantum Dot Factory

They're like Quantum Crows, but are fruit-flavored instead of licorice.

Comment don't mess with Hugo Drax (Score 3, Funny) 71

by Thud457 on Friday March 27, 2015 @12:21PM (#49355085) Attached to: US Air Force Overstepped In SpaceX Certification

Air Force auditors start experiencing mysterious "accidents". Others get it hot water for unexplainable large deposits to their bank accounts.

Comment uh huh (Score 3, Insightful) 59

by Thud457 on Friday March 27, 2015 @09:28AM (#49353589) Attached to: Facebook Successfully Tests Laser Internet Drones

"internet". yeah right. You're not fooling anybody Zuckerberg.

Comment yes, but why does it need laser cannons ? (Score 1) 197

by Thud457 on Thursday March 26, 2015 @03:44PM (#49348579) Attached to: Japan To Build 250-Mile-Long, Four Storey-High Wall To Stop Tsunamis

shhhhh... we're telling them it's a anti-tsunami wall.

"the Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam."

Comment 1439 leagues under the sea (Score 1) 226

by Thud457 on Thursday March 26, 2015 @01:30PM (#49347027) Attached to: Russian Official Proposes Road That Could Connect London To NYC

surely an underwater journey would be measured in leagues.

Comment WARNING : low flying bolide area (Score 1) 226

by Thud457 on Thursday March 26, 2015 @09:57AM (#49344393) Attached to: Russian Official Proposes Road That Could Connect London To NYC

They won't have to worry about spilling their vodka when they all have Google(tm) self-driving cars. Of course, they'll have to add additional collision avoidance code to miss hitting the occasional bear, moose & flying squirrel.

Comment Re:This is why I don't join rewards programs. (Score 4, Funny) 262

by Thud457 on Wednesday March 25, 2015 @04:21PM (#49338783) Attached to: RadioShack Puts Customer Data Up For Sale In Bankruptcy Auction

but... but... free batteries!
#ohgodhowdidIgetthisold

Comment Re:Boxen? Really? (Score 1) 296

by Thud457 on Thursday March 19, 2015 @01:03PM (#49292917) Attached to: To Avoid NSA Interception, Cisco Will Ship To Decoy Addresses

"Technically correct" is the best kind of correct.

Comment Re:Project onto a TABLE for restaurants and games (Score 1) 57

by Thud457 on Wednesday March 18, 2015 @04:44PM (#49286839) Attached to: Project an Interactive Game on Your Floor or Wall (Video)

Better than those damn Ziosks cluttering up the tables at Chili's.

Comment Re:Full Disclosure, please? (Score 1) 69

by Thud457 on Wednesday March 18, 2015 @01:23PM (#49284747) Attached to: Personal Healthcare Info of Over 11M Premera Customers Compromised

Being an admin and being a witch are not mutually exclusive.
And both imply arcane knowledge that is beyond the reality of the mundane.
Either way, not somebody to be trifled with. Or trusted.

Comment my pokemons (Score 0) 254

by Thud457 on Wednesday March 18, 2015 @11:13AM (#49283363) Attached to: Evolution Market's Admins Are Gone, Along With $12M In Bitcoin

let me show you them

whoops, wait, this one wasn't a Magic the Gathering based exchange.
In TEH FUTAR, our economy will be entirely Beanie Baby based.

Comment WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE (Score 1) 317

by Thud457 on Tuesday March 17, 2015 @04:49PM (#49278613) Attached to: Microsoft Is Killing Off the Internet Explorer Brand

OMFG have you seen the new Microsoft web browser demo it's like slow and it's telling you all the stuff you did in the first one then the music kicks in and and clippy comes out and gets a gun the earf is on fire and clippy is like fuck this im jumping and HE JUMPS PUT OF TEH INTERWEB with angels singing and he lands on the bad guys and that annoying ai lady is like GO GET EM TIGER! WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!~`1 and theres less polys but rawkin bumb mappings you can view this on a special MICROSOFT xbox disk that comes with EB games store.

Comment replaced by a shell script. a simple shell script (Score 1) 80

by Thud457 on Monday March 16, 2015 @05:30PM (#49270621) Attached to: SXSW: Do Androids Dream of Being You?

"Yes, an electronic brain," said Frankie, "a simple one would suffice."
"A simple one!" wailed Arthur.
"Yeah," said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, "you'd just have to program it to say What? and I don't understand and Where's the tea? Who'd know the difference?"
"What?" cried out Arthur, backing away still farther.

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