pshaw, personal space programs are so 00's!
The new hotness is life extension research and personal immortality.

Once I complete my dirigible yacht, surely I can win the heart of the Princess of Helium.
Not that lousy Disney one either, but the proper nekkid one.

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

I'd prefer that my backup heart be cloned from a baboon, grown to maturity grafted onto a third-world street urchin, just as John Galt intended.

I blame this fraking boom on the sexy Cylons in the Battlestar Galactica reboot.

In my day, kids didn't use fucking vulgar goddamn language like that, they had respect.

I don't buy your story. By my extensive study of the anecdocti, Senior Citizen Braking Syndrome is almost always terminated by the nearest farmers market. Look it up, it's on teh intarwebs.

United States v. $124,700 in U.S. Currency

"If you can't prove the crime, don't confiscate a dime."
-- some blatant pinko commie, probably Thomas Jefferson

You just made 37 Juggalos' heads asplode.
Good work!

That Doctor Who reboot isn't scientific fiction. It's pure fantasy and Americanized Michael Bay actionexplosions(tm) . That "Doctor" deals with every problem by waving his magic wand like Harry Potter and yelling "RUN!".

"fecal transplant" is a concept I could have quite happily gone to my grave without learning. Thank you Dr. Gregory House.

The design spec specifically stated "cities on flame with rock and roll" not "birdies aflame from old Sol".

I think you've put your finger on an underserved market - clandestine growbots that can be sent out to tend your crop in national forests while maintaining plausible denialblitiy.
Anti-aircraft-drone drones. Drive-by killbots for defending your territory. And pusherbots. And if you expand into related industries, pimpbots.

Like Syndicate LARP. With robots.
You know, for the kids.

Your list was redundant, I fixed it for you.

You want $15 an hour?!! FUCK YOU is what you get!

hell, just socket your flash & ram. Be sure to slap as penguin sticker on the box.