It adds their IPs and MACs to a ban list. That's a bit harder to get around. MAC address spoofing isn't that hard but it's another step.

So battery life is the #1 problem and the CEO is worried about people crashing them and alleged fire risks and getting them banned in certain states. What should they do? I know! Spend R&D money on autopilot! That won't crash them or get them banned in certain states at all!

Drunk people think they're great at driving too. Anyone under the influence of illegal drugs think they're sooo intelligent and creative and imaginative and infinitely smarter. In reality, they can't even think straight.

Also Fox News would try to sell you gold so you can throw gold at oncoming infected ebola patients and knock them out. I really can't think of any other use of gold in a post-apocalyptic scenario. You certainly cantt eat it.

So without any further details, here's how I imagine it went down.
"Oh crap, there's an ebola outbreak and my family is affected! I better fly out there immediately and touch bodily fluids."
Definitely Darwin Award winner here, folks. Plus, lying about it to fly back to the US and putting the entire country at risk should be an executable offense.

Comcast hires a bunch of angry, vindictive, evil employees who can and will act like an asshole 8 hours a day. But did anyone else read this as some asshole lawyer throws his firm's name around to try and scare people with thinly veiled lawsuit threats and then gets fired for it? He ABSOLUTELY deserved it. Last time some lawyer threatened to sue me, I told him where he can shove his lawsuit and nothing came of it. I should have called up his company and tell them what he was doing. Next time I will.

Hiring departments don't know shit! HR people and managers are idiots! I ran into so many people saying they cannot hire me because I had two 2-year degrees instead of one 4 year degree. A 4 year IT degree is either outdated by the time you graduate or 2 years of general eds followed by my exact education. Then they end up with some idiot they they fire after he screws everything up.

Now you're probably thinking, they should have given me a proficiency or knowledge test. THEY DID! Tek Systems gave me theirs and I beat 80-90% of their worldwide programmers. A grand total of zero hiring departments gave a shit. THAT is why companies are screwing up. They're hiring rich families' kids who could afford a 4 year degree instead of the smartest, best applicant.

Oh boy, they're going to hire at least double the amount of astroturphers now to make up for the negative reviews. (they got caught doing that before).

If you know how photons are generated at the atomic level, it is actually very difficult to get an electrical circuit to turn into a full spectrum of all visible colors that make up white light.

Sometimes you just have to ignore the vegetarian, hippie, anti-war, pro-peace, unrealistic, drug-using, unemployed protestor dumbfucks to shup and and stay in Iraq. Too bad Obama felt like he had to live up to that ridiculously undeserved Nobel peace prize. He now caused the biggest, longest, worst war in the last couple decades. Can they take away Nobel peace prizes?

You screw with someone's project, even as a legit security researcher,. and you'll find out that a lot of volunteers in the projects are petty, angry, antisocial morons who do stupid shit like this. Then there's the irrational MS haters who make Apple fanboys look calm by comparison. Then there's the normal, stable, polite programmers like me that stay the hell away from open source because of the afore mentioned assholes.

Actually, there is strong evidence that the Native Americans discovered America.

No, only humans can do that and only on Monday mornings.

If they dropped the 50 cal, made the microwave more traditional, and kept the flashing lights those would be AWESOME at a rave!

So they're dropping their company's boat anchor (the lowest quality PCs, laptops, and printers in existence) and expecting it to float? Good luck with that.