I won't likely post here too much anymore. From now on, I'll be over at blogspot, powered by blogger over here. It's far more serious than your average Slashdot blog (and Slashdot in general) and contains lots of thoughts on politics, and much swearing. Not for children, the faint at heart, non-political people, or Republicans. Technogeekism not required, but helpful.

If you haven't seen the Hadji Girl video, watch it Here. Then, help me figure out the rest of the lyrics!

And just for the record, I'd have a problem with a group of people too, if they'd killed 2500 of my brothers in arms, while I was there trying to help them.

Spoken:

"This song is called Hadji Girl. I wish the Hadji Guys were here, so we could do it back to back. Bear with me, it starts a little slowly, and then picks up."

I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack and I
Well I didn't know where to go

Then the first thing that I did see
Was everybody's favorite burger king
So I threw open the door and hit the floor

Then sudden to my suprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight!

Chorus 1:
And she said, "Durka Durka Mohamad Jihad
Shirpa Shirpa "
Hadji girl, I can't understand what you're saying
And she said, "Durka Durka Mohamad Jihad
Shirpa Shirpa "
Hadji girl, I love you anyway

"Hang on. Alright"

And she said she wanted me to see,
She wanted me to go meet her family,
But I, well I couldn't figure out how to say no,
'cause I don't speak Aribic so,

She took me down an old dirt trail,
And she rolled up to a side
And she threw opened the door and I hit the floor

Chorus 2:
Cause her brother and her father shouted,"Durka Durka Mohamad Jihad
Shirpa Shirpa "
They pulled out their AK's so I could see,
and they said, "Durka Durka Mohamad Jihad
Shirpa Shirpa "
So I grabbed her little sister, and put her in front of me,

As the bullets began to fly,
the blood sprayed from between her eyes,
And then I laughed manaicly

Then I hid behind the TV,
and I locked and loaded my M16,
And I blew those little fuckers to eternity,
And I said, ""Durka Durka Mohamad Jihad
Shirpa Shirpa "
They should have known they were fucking with a Marine!

Blatently stolen in toto from Fuck the south.

November 3, 2005

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, asshole, they're blue states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off

Yes, I admit it - I play NeoPets. I'm selling a paint brush! Please buy it! If that auction expires, just search for Straberry Fields Forever Paint Brush with the Auction Genie, and buy the one owned by wsl3bc - that's me!

Anyone going this year?

I am.

The current slashdot theme is hurting my eyes! ARRGH!!!!!

First, I hate mediawiki, but I have little choice in the matter...

Here's my issue. We have a debian server running Sarge stable, for the most part, and a few packages from testing, like mediawiki. The powers that be are adamant that they want it to run on just the one server. Problem is, it wacks the /config directory as part of the install....

They want to do virtual host based installs, using the same apache. That's fine - I've done that before, it's not hard. I just have never setup mediawiki this way, and need a way to create the second instance, and configure it now that the /config directory is gone.

Anyone ever do this?

Well, we had the hearing today. If I don't come up with $3500 + $101/wk + $25/wk by December 29th, I get an all expenses paid trip to the Will County, Illinois Jail for 179 days. I have absolutely no way to make that ammount by that time. As such, I am now begging both for work, and donaitons.

Unfortunately, it seems that slashdot blocks the html necessary for the donation button. Please click here to go to the article on SRU that has that button should you like to donate, or comment.

Read this stupid shit, and tell every old school troll you can find to do the same. Then read my response. :-)

Things still progressing as usual. The divorce is still on, despite my best efforts. What's new with all of you?

Monday, I was served with divorce papers. This is why I have been largely absent. I will continue to be absent for quite a while, I think. I'm still an emotional wreck, but I am starting to recover. Time will tell if it gets worse, or better.

I've not had 'first post'y goodness in some time - but now, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=156076&cid=13083475

I'm not the original author, but I have cleaned this up and corrected it slightly.

First of all, I tease a girl to death before I go NEAR her clit. I repeat, stay away form the clit! Focus on her tits, neck, ears, stomach, iliac crest, etc. I use my hands, as well as my mouth. I love that nook where the leg meets the vagina - absolutely sexy, much like the neck. I lick and suck gently, not too eagerly. Do it teasingly, all around the vagina. Explore the folds, and the hole with the tongue only, at this point. Run your tongue down to the knee, and back up around the belly button. Spending even a small time teasing will save you time in the end. DO NOT seem anxious or in a hurry no matter how excited you are! You'll know that you really have her going when she is arching and trying to grind the air before you even touch her clit.

Once I do begin to lick the pussy, I start with soft, wet, long licks - from top to bottom, focusing more on the clit as I go along, softly, slowly, circling. It took me a long time to realize that being patient can save you so much work. Try not to "flick" or "smack" the clit or vagina, as from my experience, it is more annoying than anything. I alternate between touching the woman with my tongue only and using my whole mouth and lips to suck, the variety of it is key.

If you're doing this right the clit should begin to get harder, and poke out a bit. Test for sensitivity by sucking lightly, and judging the reaction. Once you have her preference figured out, you can begin to tease her with fingers. If you can't tell what she likes, ask her if it feels good or not! Don't be a dumb ass and assume!

Now for those fingers.

There is a most special spot right inside the hole on the top. I know what you're thinking - it's the g-spot, which is a little further inside and is kind of 'south' of the cervix, which is rough and spongy. No, I'm talking about the really smooth part at the very opening. It's really small, soft, and sensitive - perfect for teasing. Since I discovered this spot, every girl has commented on the fact that I knew where it was. I play with it by rubbing it, and applying pressure until she is trying to fuck my finger, thrusting it deeper inside her. Again, teasing her until she needs it is key. Once I have her practically begging to be penetrated, I slide my finger deep and hold it there, letting her fuck my hand. As a side note, I only use one finger. If you get your girl excited enough, one finger is all you need, plus it will make you feel even bigger to her once you enter her, and yes, I am entering that tight hole when I am done making her cum with my mouth.

Insert a finger all the way, (mind you, at this point I am still using my tongue on her clit and surrounding area,) alternating speed and pressure based on her reactions. Again, don't be afraid to ask what she likes! Begin to finger her slowly and rhythmically, gauging her response. If you are doing everything right, you will feel her pussy begin to get puffy, and full - especially on the top near the opening. Voila! The G-Spot is coming to life! Angle your finger to apply pressure to this area, it IS NOT about the in and out! It is about the pressure. Sometimes I keep my finger stiff and still, and let her grind her G-Spot on my finger. She will experience the most amazing orgasms this way! Especially if she can stand having her clit sucked at the same time.

Once you have her to this point, she is basically all yours! You have her right where you want her, so alternate sucking and licking her clit while you massage her g spot. Again, the goal is to make her want it, even beg for it, so be patient not aggressive. When she cums, do not stop! Let her finish which can take longer than you think.. When she is done, simply start over. Use light touches and licks, and stay away from the clit until she is ready for it. If she is anything like the girls I've been with, you could make her cum again and again, and the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th orgasms are much easier to make happen.

Blatently stolen from sru...

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee"

The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Dirty Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

I predict that Jacko is guilty, will be taken into custody, and will kill himself either prior to formal sentancing, or shortly after arriving at prison. Anyone know what Vegas has the odds at?