Comment Re:Amazon = Death (Score 1) 84
So six people that you know have either committed suicide or become disabled and now live on welfare. I may have to decline that hunting trip invitation you sent me...
So six people that you know have either committed suicide or become disabled and now live on welfare. I may have to decline that hunting trip invitation you sent me...
Can we give the employees of the Adderall factories Adderall so they will be more alert and focused, and so better at making more Adderall? I feel like this problem may solve itself.
I have salivary glands, Walt. Can you milk me?
Oh man, I hadn't even thought about that. I know the FDA approved mixing shots, but a lot of that was still under emergency authorization, so who knows. We know how slow the FDA is on technology updates; look at all the issues there are with expensive hearing aids and user-unfriendly insulin pumps. And what happens when I get microchips on another carrier's network? Am I going to have to pay roaming charges? No one wants AT&T or Sprint microchips, I tell you what.
I also hope dying in a tornado is a once in a lifetime event.
Break the corporate veil and make it a personal felony for a company's CEO if any member of the company pays a ransomware ransom.
See, the more you know. And here I just thought Lola was a showgirl or transvestite.
Coring was my thought was well. I guess great minds think alike. Wish I had some mod points to share.
So if the defective lithium battery from the sketchy third-party seller, that was co-mingled with legitimate batteries, catches fire and burns down my house, Amazon only owes me $1000. Got it.
Oh no... not again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Why would they have something in their medicine cabinets that is designed to kill them?
Lord Xenu dropped me in a volcano once... Once...
Talk about working from home due to COVID-19, amIright? Of course, their Mom always had to wear a bag over her head, so adding the mask really wasn't a big issue.
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.